1 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,640 [Male voice] Go away... 2 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,840 [Male voice] Get out of the way 3 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,200 [Male voice] Get out of the way [dog whining] 4 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,960 [Male voice] Get out of the way 5 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,360 -Master Bin -Master Bin 6 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,840 How majestic it is to lead Ah Cai out! 7 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,480 Of course! Brought back from Citiland 8 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,200 [upbeat music continues] 9 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,840 [Male voice] Get out of the way... 10 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,800 [dog whining] 11 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,280 Wow! 12 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,240 [a threatening whine made by a dog] 13 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,960 [smug smile] 14 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:57,760 [Hawker][Screaming in pain] 15 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,920 [Dissatisfied comments from onlookers] 16 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,160 [dog barking in pain] 17 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,640 [Crowd][Scream] 18 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,600 Ah Cai… 19 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,680 What should I do, Master Bin? 20 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,200 -Don't let me chase you yet -Yes... 21 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,640 How about [Master Bao]? 22 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,080 [Master Bao] Are you okay? 23 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,120 I'm fine 24 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,920 I have something to do [laughing evilly] 25 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,960 What's going on? Master Bin 26 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,560 You beat my dog away 27 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,000 -At worst, I'll pay you -Compensate? 28 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,000 Master Bin, the dog ran away 29 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,360 Yes, ran away 30 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,720 [Male voice] Get out of the way... 31 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,880 Don't say that my navy admiral's son bullied you. 32 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,280 Hu Zhixian, please come over. 33 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,320 What's going on? Master Bin 34 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,960 Then I ask Magistrate Hu to uphold justice. 35 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,040 I want you to apologize and be convinced 36 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,320 I'm convinced, so be it! You go home with me 37 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,800 We have more than ten dogs at home 38 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,600 -Just pick the one you like. -What? 39 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,240 Ah, my father came from Citigroup I bought it for one hundred taels of silver. 40 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,240 There is only one in the whole province I've had it for two years 41 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,320 Worth one hundred taels, raised for two years 42 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,360 Two hundred taels 43 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,480 -[Hu Zhixian] The minimum compensation will be... two hundred taels -[crowd][uproar] 44 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,360 Two hundred taels? Even if I am a family 45 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,240 Even if it takes ten years, I won’t be able to spend it all. 46 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,640 Hu Zhi County Ah Cai eats beef every meal 47 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,480 -This will cost you at least three hundred taels. -Huh? 48 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 -[Hu Zhi County] Three hundred taels… -[Song Shijie] No way 49 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,240 [lively music] 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,480 [Song Shijie] Too few...please think about it 51 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,800 Bringing such a big dog back from Citistate 52 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,680 It's not that simple 53 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,320 This is a huge sum when calculated. 54 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,840 At least five hundred taels will be paid 55 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,520 Lawyer Song’s opinion, five hundred taels 56 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,920 Afu 57 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,280 [Master Bao][screaming] 58 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,800 [Master Bao] Let go 59 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,400 [Afu] Ouch, ouch, ouch 60 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,280 Ahfu… 61 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,480 [Song Shijie] How's the condition of your butt? 62 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,480 It hurts, bleeds and has teeth marks 63 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,520 -You beat away my Afu -he bit my ass 64 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,840 If your acai bites someone, he will pay you five hundred taels. 65 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,120 Now I am biting your ass... 66 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,360 Ah is a dog 67 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,680 If you beat a dog away, you have to pay five hundred taels. 68 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,960 If you beat someone away, you have to pay at least one thousand taels. 69 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,320 Ah Cai bought the dog king from Citigroup 70 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,400 I, Ah Fu, bought King Chops from France. 71 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,640 There is only one in the whole province 72 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,640 I raised him for twenty years 73 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,280 It's very fair to ask you to pay one thousand taels. 74 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,480 What do you think, sir? 75 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,840 According to you, you are right 76 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 You… 77 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,960 Your Excellency is wise 78 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,200 [Crowd][Scream] 79 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,880 [Master Bao] Oh haha 80 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,240 French Chops King 81 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,600 What do you say when Afu comes back? 82 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,680 expected 83 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,120 Otherwise, why would I ask you to pay one thousand taels? 84 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,040 If he never comes back I'm afraid it won't be enough if you pay 10,000 taels. 85 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,200 [Song Shijie] He is so stupid 86 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,440 You can do it 87 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,480 you falsely accuse me 88 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,120 [Crowd][laughing] 89 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,080 [unsettling music] 90 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,760 [Woman][Screaming] 91 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,360 [Thumping sound] 92 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,800 [Rhythmic and upbeat music] 93 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,960 [Everyone] Wow… 94 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,120 What the hell! 95 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,840 [Thumping sound] 96 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,920 [Master Bao][Crying in fear] 97 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,600 [Sound of flower pots breaking] 98 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,240 You want to kill someone! Too outrageous 99 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,280 There's something good to watch 100 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,520 Let me introduce to you. This is Master Bin. 101 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,120 -Master Bin, you are polite. -my wife 102 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,560 sister-in-law 103 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,840 Master Bin is so polite 104 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,640 Yes, even though my wife saved your life 105 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,800 But you don't need to say thank you 106 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,040 You're welcome 107 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,400 We are going to visit the grave 108 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,800 Okay... Sir, do you know what to do? 109 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,000 -[Hu Zhixian] knows -[Song Shijie]Please... 110 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,560 I'll fine you and pay him one thousand taels. 111 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,000 [Song Shijie] By the way, Master Bin 112 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,040 If your Ah Cai is like my Ah Fu 113 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,480 Run back by yourself 114 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,400 Remember to give him some 115 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,000 [Hawker] Okay… 116 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,600 [Lively and upbeat music] 117 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,640 [Mrs. Song] Xiaojie is good and kowtows to his brother [Quiet and comfortable music] 118 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,200 [Song Shijie] Alas! Count it up 119 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,360 [Song Shijie] We all have twelve children dead. 120 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,880 [Mrs. Song] Please stop talking. 121 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,480 I can't help it when you mention it 122 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,160 It's all your fault. What can't be done? 123 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,560 What should I do? 124 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,240 Just for money, I file a lawsuit against someone 125 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,720 This is too unkind to you. 126 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,520 You think you don't know 127 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,800 Come back every time after making a complaint 128 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,280 I cried myself to death 129 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,240 Receive money from others and eliminate disasters for others 130 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,440 God damn it, when have I ever cried? 131 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,800 -you don't -No 132 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,480 It’s closed! Husband 133 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,920 The pen is sealed. Where did you get so many gold bracelets? 134 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,440 Gold chains, jade rings, gemstones, earrings 135 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,720 Look, it's so heavy that I can't even lift it with my hands. 136 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,640 Really 137 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,440 What's so strange about this At worst, I just...don't... 138 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,520 I don't want...one 139 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,280 I just want my son to be safe 140 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,920 [Baby Boy][Laughter] 141 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,880 [melodious music] 142 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,040 -[Song Shijie] People in the world cannot help themselves -[Nanny, Afu][babble and bicker] 143 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,880 [Song Shijie] Closing the pen is not easy 144 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,040 [Mrs. Song] Let’s learn how to do business! Husband 145 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,080 Zhang San on the street got rich at the end of last year 146 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,200 [Song Shijie] But Li Si at the end of the street Hanged to death this year 147 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,720 [Song Shijie] What are you two arguing about? 148 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,880 [Ah Fu] Be careful, I'll beat you up! 149 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,320 [nanny][laughter] 150 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,800 [Nanny] Go to sleep... 151 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,760 Young Master, there is a master inside I've been waiting for you for a long time 152 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,480 -[Song Shijie] May I ask who you are... -I am Da Paohe 153 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,440 Oh yes 154 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,720 Look at your memory 155 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,000 [Song Shijie] Nonsense, so many servants How can I remember so many names? 156 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,360 [Mrs. Song][screaming] [Alarming sound effects] 157 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,240 Such a thick one 158 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,720 [Male voice] My father is Chen Xiangfu 159 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,880 The largest Xiangfu bank account in the provincial capital belongs to him 160 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,960 He is here now to ask you to write a petition 161 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,600 This is a deposit 162 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,720 If you do it properly 163 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,320 If it pleases my master 164 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,560 Even if you break your own legs with a stick Don't worry about food 165 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,960 -[Song Shijie] Ah Fu -[Afu]Yes 166 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:35,880 [Song Shijie][silent instructions] 167 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,080 Yeah 168 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,320 Hey, do you agree or not? 169 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,840 Why are you pointing a stick at me? 170 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,400 Pretty good wood to wood 171 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,080 No one dares to talk to me like that 172 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,640 Of course! 173 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,840 How could anyone talk to a piece of wood? 174 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,760 You… 175 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,720 Come 176 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,640 Mr. Song is indeed different 177 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,680 Worthy of being the number one lawyer in the province 178 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,520 -Are you sick? -I'm not sick 179 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,760 Do you have any advice for me, Mr. Song? 180 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,840 That's it 181 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,880 My son has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he is very good at it. 182 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,560 He had a fight with someone yesterday 183 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,320 The other party is the son of Zhang Biao, who runs an opium shop. 184 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,280 He is so weak, just give him a few beatings 185 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,480 He fell to the ground 186 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,960 He would be dead if he stayed up until this morning 187 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,960 I know Zhang Biao will definitely report to the official 188 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,680 So I want to invite Mr. Song Use your brain to deal with him 189 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,000 Hum, my husband plans to close the book 190 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,160 -[Mrs. Song][acting like a baby] -[Song Shijie]Hmm 191 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,600 -[Chen Xiangfu] This is... -Needless to say 192 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,559 Nothing. Take a look. 193 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,000 The matter of sealing...pen... 194 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,159 -I think we can think about it again -Husband sees guests off 195 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,760 [Song Shijie] A mere box of gold. This... 196 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,200 Sorry, please… 197 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,400 -[Nanny] Wow! -If you win, it's all yours. 198 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,440 No 199 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,760 [breathing a sigh of relief] 200 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,440 -Even if I lose, I’ll take half -[Mrs. Song] Huh? 201 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,920 [Hu Zhi County] Whose son is this? 202 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,800 Whose son was beaten to death? 203 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,040 [Zhang Biao] is my son Beaten to death by his son 204 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,120 [Chen and his son] Damn 205 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,240 You are the plaintiff 206 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,560 Sir, actually we are the plaintiffs 207 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,800 Our papers are still there before dawn It's already been delivered 208 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,760 At that time, his son was still alive 209 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:42,920 So what do you want to sue him for? 210 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,280 Sue Zhang Biao’s son Zhang Xiaosi 211 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,880 Chen Dawen, Chen Xiangfu’s son 212 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,000 Broken nail on left little finger 213 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,520 Wow, it hurts badly! 214 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,600 But my son is dead 215 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,080 Yes! His son is dead 216 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,280 Sir 217 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,880 -Everyone will die -That's right! 218 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:05,080 My son was really fucked by him Beaten to death from serious injuries 219 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,600 Why don't you say your son is useless? 220 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,480 I casually flew over and punched him twice. 221 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,120 Randomly flew over and punched him a few times? 222 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 Punched twice 223 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,120 I'll just fly over and fight... 224 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,520 Have you tried so hard? 225 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,200 There is… 226 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,240 [Song Shijie][Cries of strength] 227 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,440 [Chen Dawen] Ouch ouch 228 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,240 Hello you 229 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,840 It should be this kind of strength 230 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,840 -Hello...Lawyer Song... -Don't ask. You still can't understand. 231 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:28,800 Please ask 232 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,240 -When was your son beaten? -yesterday afternoon 233 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,000 -When will you die? -This afternoon 234 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,440 None of his business 235 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,520 ]I just punched him twice 236 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,000 If he dies in ten or eight years 237 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,720 Please, my lord, can you charge me with murder? 238 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,200 No, this is not possible! 239 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,600 Long live your wise lord, long live 240 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:49,920 [laughter] 241 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,480 My son was fine 242 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,280 If it hadn't been for him, my son wouldn't have died. 243 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,280 Lawyer Song, I beg you to help me 244 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,800 Your son died because he was short-lived 245 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,680 My son doesn't seem to be short-lived 246 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,240 He doesn't look like a short-lived person 247 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,720 So may I ask how long my life is? 248 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,120 I...I don't know how to read it 249 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,400 Since you don't know how to read 250 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,320 Why do you say your son is not a short-lived man? 251 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,360 [Zhang Biao][crying] 252 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,000 Sir, stop chatting. Is there any result? 253 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,080 Yes 254 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,760 Can you give me some tips? 255 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,080 No problem 256 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,520 Plaintiff Chen Dawen was injured 257 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,920 However, the defendant suddenly returned to the West and the cause of death was unknown. 258 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,600 It was supposed to compensate fifty taels of medical expenses. 259 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,160 We won't pursue it anymore 260 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,760 Generous 261 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,320 Sir, there is a result! 262 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,200 -Yes -Hurry up and judge! 263 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:35,280 [Hu Zhi County] Good Zhang Biao’s son Zhang Xiaosi committed the murder 264 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,800 Gu Nian’s first offense will not be prosecuted 265 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,720 Tell your son not to do it again 266 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,360 Is this right? 267 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,640 I don’t think his son will do it again in the future. 268 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,440 [inhale] 269 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,960 [Humming happily] 270 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,640 Xiaojie wife 271 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,480 [Humming happily] 272 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,680 Wife, hurry up and take your son out to play with the Trojan horse. 273 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,600 Bought new 274 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:04,440 [Two people][Crying] 275 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:10,160 The young master rode his bicycle to the well. 276 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,640 [Mrs. Song][sobbing] 277 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,000 This child just can't make it past one year old 278 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,600 Retribution! It's really retribution 279 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,040 [Teacher] The pen sealing ceremony begins 280 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,960 [Onlookers][Conversations abound] 281 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,080 Teacher, is today really a good day? 282 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,360 Today is the best day this year 283 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,760 Look at the almanac 284 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,440 The almanac says that today is an unlucky day 285 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,680 [Mrs. Song] Except Weishi 286 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,080 Weishi happens to be facing your horoscope 287 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,280 It couldn't be better 288 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,640 Don’t do anything too far 289 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,040 Hurry up! It will be troublesome once the time passes 290 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,600 -[Song Shijie] Oops! -[Teacher]Huh? 291 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,760 -[Teacher] What's wrong with you... -[Song Shijie] Cramp, take me home quickly 292 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,880 [Teacher] Are you okay? 293 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,520 -[Song Shijie] Hurry up -[Mrs. Song] Humph 294 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,800 [Song Shijie][Screaming in pain] 295 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,280 How is it? Husband 296 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,440 put… 297 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,120 -Is it better? -better 298 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,360 -Let me take a look -don't 299 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,680 It's a miracle. Suddenly everything is fine. 300 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,240 -Okay, come on over! -yes good 301 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,760 -Come -Come 302 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,000 -You first -You first 303 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,480 You pick up the chopsticks first 304 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,040 Okay, pick up the chopsticks. I'll pick up the chopsticks first. 305 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:45,960 ] Humph! 306 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,880 Afu 307 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,600 Don't miss the time. Go quickly 308 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,720 [Ah Fu] [deliberate hum] 309 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,720 -[Song Shijie]Huh? -[Afu]Hmm 310 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:05,960 Come on! 311 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,280 [Song Shijie][dry cough] 312 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,440 [Song Shijie]Huh? 313 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,240 Not yet, keep coming 314 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,840 [sneer] 315 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,720 I brought a little thing to help you! 316 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,760 [Nervous sound effects] 317 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,680 [frog croaking] 318 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,680 [Song Shijie][screaming] 319 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,200 What are frogs so afraid of? 320 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,280 [Song Shijie]Huh? 321 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,040 [Song Shijie][Scream] 322 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,520 [Onlookers] [Conversations among various voices] 323 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,360 go away let me come 324 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,880 -That’s it! -You idiot 325 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,920 How do you cut the highest section with me? 326 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,280 This is so realistic! 327 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,280 oops! The ladder is broken What to do? 328 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,160 -what to do? Buy a new ladder -Buy another one? 329 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,960 What? Order a ladder this high It takes nine days to do it right 330 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,400 In this case, I think I’ll talk about it in two days! 331 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,120 -Right! -What else do you want? 332 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,440 Go home to buy groceries and cook rice 333 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,680 Hum 334 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,240 Do you still want to have a son at the beginning of the year and die at the end of the year? 335 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,520 No, I want to talk about it later! 336 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,840 Chi your mother’s head 337 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,600 [Lively rhythmic music] 338 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,160 [Mrs. Song][Voice] 339 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,880 [crowd][exclamations] 340 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,560 [Mrs. Song] Come 341 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,560 The time is just right 342 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,760 great 343 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,520 [crowd][exclamations] 344 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,360 Gone 345 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,480 -Oh come back -What's the matter? 346 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,400 Don't worry, it's not over yet To prove your determination 347 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,560 I want you to swear a poisonous oath 348 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,280 If there is any violation in the future What about the words of sealing the oath today? 349 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,440 Then the child in my belly now There will be no penis in the future 350 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,920 You have a child again. Is it true? [Everyone][Surprised discussion] 351 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,840 You touch me less and tell me quickly 352 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,000 How can any mother curse her son? No penis 353 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,840 Tell me about it Do you want to swear such a vicious oath? 354 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,000 -No need -Yes, of course... 355 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,240 -Hmm -Hmm 356 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,320 I'm afraid of you, if I want to write again someday 357 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,800 I'll punish you for not having a penis 358 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,800 It's a child 359 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,520 It’s a child without a penis, okay! 360 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,320 You should have told me earlier! 361 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,120 Why did I just touch you and have a baby again? You really have a way 362 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,600 [Song couple] Thank you... 363 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,480 [Song Shijie] I want to sue Zhang Biao’s son Zhang Xiaosi 364 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,560 Chen Dawen, Chen Xiangfu’s son 365 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,920 Broken nail on left little finger 366 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,360 Yes! It hurts so bad [pretending to be the county magistrate] 367 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,640 Sir, my son is dead. [Pretending to be like Zhang Biao] 368 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,680 his son died [pretending to be the county magistrate] 369 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,359 Hey, everyone dies, sir. 370 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,040 [sigh] 371 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,680 I still want to sue the officials, but I won’t change my ways. 372 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,880 Hello 373 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,839 I really don't understand you women 374 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,400 Often with a strip stuck in the head What does it mean? 375 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,720 That's a bun 376 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,160 Like two sea cucumbers, how superficial do you think they are? 377 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,960 I don’t know how beautiful it is 378 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,320 Don't think I'm annoying I had two sausages stuck in my head and I said it looked good. 379 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,800 Is this good? 380 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,160 So ugly 381 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,160 That's right 382 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,160 I think...not...as... So be it! 383 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,640 ah? 384 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,600 What does this look like? 385 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,560 No? Change… 386 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400 Don't move 387 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,080 What are you doing behind the scenes? 388 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,720 [Song Shijie] Are you satisfied with this? 389 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,920 Where? 390 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,920 here 391 00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,920 wow 392 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,560 You dead man's bones 393 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,400 If you keep doing this, I'll still be taller than you 394 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,840 Hello, have you ever studied? 395 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,240 -Two days -Can you speak more tactfully? 396 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,440 -Then you have lost your authority. -I...you 397 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,000 Big men always like to meddle in women's affairs You have nothing to do! 398 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,880 [birdsong] 399 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,880 Do you think I have some time to spare? 400 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,280 It's quite boring 401 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,720 That’s it! I am already several decades old doing nothing all day 402 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,840 It will make people laugh if they see it 403 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,680 Even the pen is sealed. It's really pitiful. 404 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,680 Now you are the boss 405 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,000 Wouldn't it be nice to just walk around? 406 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,600 Been gone for a while 407 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,840 -[Mrs. Song] Then just stand. -Stand? 408 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,640 [Gurgling sound of boiling water] 409 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,720 Don't hang around pretending to be busy 410 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,320 I know you are bored 411 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,760 Help me take out the four treasures of the study 412 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,880 Ah Fu, write! 413 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,240 go away 414 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,960 Wow! This is called writing! 415 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,120 I'll write it to you 416 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,680 I gave birth to a son without a penis. 417 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,040 [Afu][yelling] 418 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,440 Ah Shui 419 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,760 [Song Shijie] Lend me a mop 420 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,200 [Song Shijie] Come here with a bucket of water 421 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,880 put here 422 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,880 The one who is writing is Song Shijie 423 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,400 three of you Everyone help me break one of his ribs 424 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,640 Don't worry 425 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,480 Did you see that? 426 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,960 It’s pretty but useless, and it can’t be hung up. 427 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,400 I don’t want to rewrite it yet 428 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,920 I'm giving you a chance to learn 429 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,480 Let me demonstrate it to you again 430 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,760 Why are you getting my head wet? 431 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,360 Why did you tear my clothes? 432 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,720 When did I tear your clothes? 433 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,040 Telling lies with your eyes open He also said no, just one person at a time and forget it. 434 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,120 What to do? 435 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,560 Correct 436 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640 [Sound of tearing fabric] 437 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,000 [Sound of tearing fabric] 438 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,440 [Song Shijie] Hello... 439 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,040 See me so happy! 440 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,080 [Song Shijie] Ouch! 441 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,240 [Afu][wailing] 442 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,240 Afu What's wrong? 443 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880 The eldest young man was beaten 444 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,000 Help! 445 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,240 [sounds of fighting] 446 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,720 Husband, are you okay? 447 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,160 Let go...how ugly! 448 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,360 [laughter] 449 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,720 -[Song Shijie] Beat you to death... -Fuck 450 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,640 What can you do to me 451 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800 Come again 452 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,040 [Song Shijie] Oops! 453 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,200 [continuous thumping sound] 454 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,320 [cries of pain] 455 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,560 [Song Shijie] Ah! oops! 456 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,920 [Thumping sound] 457 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,680 [cries of pain] 458 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,120 [Song Shijie][screaming] 459 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,000 [Thumping sound] 460 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:42,960 [cries of pain] 461 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,800 [Song Shijie][Scream] 462 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,720 [Song Shijie]Help! 463 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,480 [Song Shijie][Scream] 464 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,600 [Song Shijie][exclamation] 465 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,280 Oh, it’s so embarrassing to be hugged by a woman 466 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,440 Otherwise, he would definitely fall to death 467 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,920 Boy, your sister is amazing 468 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,080 -Young Master, put on your clothes first -Oh 469 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,400 Fortunately there are not many people 470 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,520 [laughter] 471 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,000 [Mrs. Song][silent comfort] 472 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,520 [Shoe store owner] Boss Song This material is hard and airy 473 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,760 It's really good 474 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,600 believe me it's fine 475 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,680 OK… 476 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,360 Then it's the same as before Make one more pair 477 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,480 very good 478 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,640 Alas...but the soles are a bit hard 479 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,840 Add a mat! 480 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,960 [Shoe store owner] Add more cushions? 481 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,440 What do you think of this piece? 482 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,800 It’s not bad to add 483 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,960 Very good… 484 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,400 -Then do this! -Okay 485 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,120 Sigh... But this kind of mat has been used a lot. I'm afraid it will be flat 486 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,360 Do you think it’s okay to use wood? 487 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,160 Use wood? That's so hard 488 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,400 It doesn't matter 489 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,840 - So heavy -Don't worry 490 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,920 You can add two more cloth mats on top 491 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,280 Add two more cloth mats on top of the wood 492 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,520 Let me think about it, okay, there is a way 493 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,360 If we add two more layers of thick leather to the sole 494 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,400 That's more durable, right? 495 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,960 This one! 496 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,920 Put it on, at least five or six inches taller 497 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,480 Right… 498 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,000 It’s just that it’s better than this! [laughter] 499 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,520 I...I like 500 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,320 We are all happy, right? 501 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,000 Then add an extra piece, right? 502 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,920 In this case, it would be better to do this 503 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960 please give way 504 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,040 Wow! What the hell are you doing? 505 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,680 Be afraid! 506 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,440 Now you know the pain of not being as tall as others! 507 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,840 Oh 508 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,120 Husband, what’s the use of a tall man? 509 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,560 The most important thing is to have high ambition! 510 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,120 Do you know? 511 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,520 You are the highest in my mind 512 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,400 Wife 513 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,960 I… 514 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,680 You say it! 515 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,320 You are the biggest in my heart 516 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,640 [Nanny] I'm sorry, please let me go. 517 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,800 Come, you two, please have tea. 518 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,160 thank you 519 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,360 [Nanny] That's right, young lady 520 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,360 Ah Fu, he often treats me rudely. 521 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,160 -I won't lie to you -[Mrs. Song] You are really 38 522 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,200 is true 523 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,520 [Yang Ming] So comfortable 524 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,960 This damn guy used my tea to wash his feet. 525 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,080 No! young mistress 526 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,080 He's really smart. Tea can get rid of foot odor. 527 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,240 shut up 528 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,520 Hum 529 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,480 [Mrs. Song’s voiceover] Such a beautiful woman 530 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,960 How could you keep up with this kind of man? 531 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,640 Your husband died mysteriously 532 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,840 You escape like this 533 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,480 I'm afraid your uncle will use this as an excuse 534 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,240 -Murder her husband, the most poisonous woman has a heart -Shh 535 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,040 But my husband was poisoned to death by my uncle 536 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,800 Siblings are killing each other! 537 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,040 Your eldest aunt's brother is the Chief Secretary of Shanxi Province 538 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,840 -Yes! -Will she sue you? 539 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,000 dare? She doesn't know how 540 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:24,920 She has a guilty conscience 541 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,080 I don’t dare to play any tricks 542 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,680 -Yeah -What she said makes sense. 543 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,160 Well, it seems to me that you have a big belly outside 544 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,200 Be careful of being deceived, that is the truth 545 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,840 My belly won’t get any bigger! 546 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,040 Did I tell you? 547 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:37,960 [Yang Ming] I am her second brother 548 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,040 Second Brother, where is the money I gave you for business? 549 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520 I took it to bet... 550 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,760 All lost 551 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,280 Hey, have you had enough? 552 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,880 What should I do next? 553 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,880 Don't worry... 554 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,920 The one who came in front is my brother 555 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,480 I'll go find him to borrow some money for an emergency 556 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,840 He will definitely agree 557 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,240 You wait for me here. I'll be right back. 558 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,840 Hey, brother Yang Qing, you came just in time. 559 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,480 -I just came out to do some shopping. I haven’t seen you for a long time. -Yes! 560 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,760 How are you, Madam-in-law? 561 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,520 she died two years ago 562 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,400 No one will take care of your two sons. 563 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,280 An old family member takes care of them 564 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,000 That man over there is so honest 565 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,200 I will definitely be deceived by your second brother. 566 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,200 Yes! ...I will definitely be deceived by my second brother. 567 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,360 Your sister's daughter has a big belly 568 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,320 I still want to get married! 569 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,640 Just a big belly 570 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,720 Why would you do this if your husband died again? 571 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,240 if you marry her 572 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,480 Make sure she will serve you wholeheartedly 573 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,960 And your two sons 574 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,520 Get a wife and ask for a lady 575 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,760 She is very virtuous 576 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,040 your sister's daughter 577 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,280 Does he have the same last name as you? 578 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,320 Of course they have different surnames. There is no reason for your surname to be Yang. 579 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,640 I'll find someone named Yang for you, right? 580 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,040 they are looking at us 581 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,280 That’s it! Why are you always looking at me? 582 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,920 That's right. Why are you always looking at me? 583 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,960 I said 90% of the time he was looking at me 584 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,800 Do you want to be shameless? 585 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,600 A-Zhen, come here 586 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,880 Oh 587 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,160 Come, pack your things and go back 588 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,600 [Yang Qing] I only gave fifty taels of silver 589 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,680 Would it be too unfair to her? 590 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,720 No… 591 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,480 Azhen This is Mr. Yang 592 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,640 Oops 593 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,160 My stomach hurts so much. I want to poop. 594 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,840 You guys talk 595 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,360 Hello Brother Yang... 596 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,320 [Yang Qing] Miss Zhou, it doesn’t matter to your uncle! 597 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,800 He is not my uncle, he is my second brother 598 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,200 Huh? He charged me fifty taels of silver 599 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,160 -Say you want to find an in-law! -ah? 600 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,440 Your husband was killed 601 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,000 Your second brother even sold you to someone else 602 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,960 [crying] 603 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,360 Yang Ming actually did such a thing 604 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,440 I'll chase him back 605 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,920 -Master, after passing a hill, we entered the city. -[Yang Qing] Are you still running? 606 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,400 [Yang Qing] Where are you running? 607 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,880 -Go down and have a look -Yes 608 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,960 [Yang Ming] Don’t come over 609 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,440 You brat can do this kind of thing 610 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,680 So inhumane 611 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,040 If you don't come over, the most I can do is return the money to you. 612 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,120 [Yang Ming][Scream] 613 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,440 hold my hand 614 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,080 Brother Yang, I'm sorry for you 615 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,080 [Sound of tearing fabric] 616 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,040 [Yang Qing] Take good care of my sister 617 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,440 Brother Yang 618 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,800 -Brother Yang -Go up first and talk later 619 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,480 [wind noise] 620 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,000 Master, one of them couldn't be saved and fell to death. 621 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,120 Yeah 622 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,400 What happened to this gentleman just now? You all see clearly 623 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,680 Please go to the nearby Yamen and be a witness for me. 624 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,080 My master has something important to do 625 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,320 I don't have time to testify for you 626 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,320 -because... -[Old Man] Alas 627 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,160 You take my fan with you 628 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,800 If someone comes to the yamen and blames you 629 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,040 Just give him the fan to look at 630 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,960 He will understand 631 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,120 This gentleman… 632 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,720 [Yang Xiuzhen] Why haven't they come back yet? 633 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,600 [Mrs. Song][sigh] 634 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,880 [Mrs. Song] Forget it! 635 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,280 It seems he can’t catch up with your second brother. 636 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,240 I see that Yang Qing has a bold personality 637 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,120 I'm afraid I'll embarrass you when I come back 638 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,520 So I had to leave without saying goodbye 639 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,520 [sobbing] 640 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,800 Why is my life so miserable? 641 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,160 What should I do next? 642 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,560 Don't cry 643 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,240 Why don't you stay at my house first? 644 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,480 I believe that after your second brother dumped Yang Qing, 645 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,760 I'll come to you. Come on! 646 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,680 Good 647 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,040 Let's go quickly! 648 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,360 Get rid of that big-bellied woman? 649 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,200 -[Mrs. Song] Nonsense -Oops... 650 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,560 You'd better stop talking nonsense in the future 651 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,240 Let’s go! 652 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,680 [Nanny] The young lady is really inhumane 653 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,040 -[Nanny] specializes in beating my two guys -[Mrs. Song] Be careful 654 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,720 [Nanny] Oops, it hurts so much 655 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,880 [Mrs. Song] This woman’s husband 656 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,440 It’s for this woman’s husband’s eldest brother 657 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,880 This woman’s husband’s eldest brother’s wife was poisoned to death 658 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,320 This woman’s husband’s eldest brother 659 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,920 With this woman, my husband’s eldest brother’s wife 660 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,080 And framed this woman 661 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,920 Said that this woman killed this woman's husband 662 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,240 Fortunately, this woman has a girl told this woman 663 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,560 This woman ran out overnight Looking for this woman’s second brother 664 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640 Who knows this woman’s second brother? He loves gambling and is inhumane 665 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,840 Scammed this woman out of her money 666 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,760 And put this woman 667 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,960 The brother of the second brother who sold it to this woman to be a wife 668 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,320 Later, this woman’s second brother 669 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,200 He even left this woman and ran away. 670 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,720 So this woman had no choice but to come home with me 671 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,520 OK… 672 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,080 Can you speak a little faster? 673 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,560 People are already pitiful enough 674 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,080 There are many poor people in the world Can you handle it? 675 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,120 She has a big belly 676 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,440 There are also many women with big bellies 677 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,520 How many can you take care of? 678 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,120 Let's wait until her second brother takes her away. 679 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,240 Young Master… 680 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,840 The eldest young master, the eldest young mistress 681 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,160 That woman's brother won't take her away 682 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,320 Why? 683 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,080 Her brother fell off a cliff and died 684 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,320 [Plop sound of falling] 685 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,600 Oops 686 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,400 Huh? 687 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,920 Now her brother is dead As the saying goes, no relatives or reasons 688 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,360 My belly is as big as a basket 689 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,560 You took care of her for a while 690 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,800 I can't take care of her for the rest of my life 691 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,680 We have to let people give birth to the child first. 692 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,240 The eldest young lady, that woman gave birth to a son 693 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,000 -so fast -Now it's even worse 694 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,840 Having a baby is a hindrance 695 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,560 I can’t work and I can’t get married. 696 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,560 dead end 697 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,240 -[Afu] The eldest young master and the eldest young mistress -[Mrs. Song] What happened again? 698 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,560 The woman hanged herself 699 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,640 Hanged 700 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,240 The problem is even bigger. He will leave a burden when he dies. 701 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,360 Oops 702 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,920 [Afu] has hanged himself 703 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,120 Why are you so confused? 704 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,600 [baby crying] 705 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,880 Look at you, he has hanged himself now 706 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,120 You still refuse to save me 707 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,720 What do you know? Things have come to this point 708 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,520 Hanging yourself is understandable! 709 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,080 Are you unconscious? 710 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,080 Are you still conscious? 711 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,680 I'm asking you Hug her for so long 712 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,880 Aren't you tired? 713 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,160 After hugging you for so long, normally you are tired. 714 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,080 Still not letting go 715 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,840 -Let it go, let it go -[Yang Xiuzhen][scream] 716 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,200 Why are you so loud? 717 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,640 Hey, hold 718 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,680 Mrs. Song, just let me die [crying] 719 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760 Why are you still thinking about dying? 720 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,000 Hey, you have the most clever ideas 721 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,280 Find a way to help her quickly! 722 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,680 Didn’t I just say that! dead end 723 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,760 Mrs. Song, please take care of my son. 724 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,360 Just think of him as your own son 725 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,960 I've already lost more than a dozen of my sons. 726 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,280 I know how it feels to be a mother 727 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,120 I won't leave your son without a mother 728 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,440 This...this is troublesome for me... 729 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,840 There is only one way for me to die now 730 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,800 A dead end? Even if you are dead, you should say you are alive. 731 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,440 fart in today's world 732 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,120 Who has the ability to make the dead look alive? 733 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,880 Stop 734 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,880 -Close the door… -[Yang Xiuzhen] What's wrong? … 735 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,200 [Ah Fu and wet nurse] are fighting! 736 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,920 [fast-paced music] 737 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,640 [Song Shijie] Oops! 738 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,880 Come on, if you can, beat me in front of my parents. 739 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,440 Come down here with your seed and see if I can beat you up. 740 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,600 I didn’t bring it with me, so I won’t come down. 741 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,000 I don’t know where your study went 742 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,280 Needless to say, it was your idea to close the book. 743 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,240 Now I am asked to pick up a pen and help people sue the officials. 744 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400 I swore that my son would never have a penis. 745 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,320 You are fighting for justice this time 746 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,280 God will forgive you! 747 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,760 What if he doesn't forgive me? 748 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,320 Will you give me your penis? 749 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,400 Say no more 750 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,920 If you don't save me, you are not a man. 751 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,080 If you dare to say that again, be careful I'll beat you up 752 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,000 you are not a man 753 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,760 I saw you had a big belly 754 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,840 Just say it again 755 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,640 You are not a man, you are not a man... 756 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,640 OK I'm a woman 757 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,440 Let me see what you do to me? 758 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,240 Okay, if you can, don’t go back to your room to sleep at night. 759 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,520 Dad, Mom I'll sleep with you tonight 760 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,640 Hum! 761 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,720 [insects chirping] 762 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,400 [suppressing laughter] 763 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:15,800 [Afu] Young Master 764 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,120 [Afu][laughter] 765 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,199 Why are you laughing? you are crazy 766 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,600 Wash your face, young master [laughter] 767 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:29,360 neurosis [Yawn] 768 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,719 Who is this bad guy? 769 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,800 [Afu] You! 770 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,840 I? 771 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,679 [Song Shijie] It’s like hell 772 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,239 Who made me behave like this? 773 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,639 It's the eldest young lady 774 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,679 She said you are petty, fearful, and have low self-esteem 775 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,760 Just become a woman 776 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,159 But the way you pretend 777 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,880 More beautiful than the eldest young lady [laughter] 778 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,440 shut your crow mouth 779 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,679 Where is the eldest mistress? 780 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,000 The eldest young lady said you won’t help Miss Yang write the petition 781 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,720 She went up alone and went to the Yamen early in the morning. 782 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,680 Huh? 783 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,360 Who does she think she is? Really 784 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,080 Hello...young master 785 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,440 Change clothes first, I know 786 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,080 No! Nanny wants papaya stewed with rock sugar 787 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,640 Stew papaya, stew papaya, do my shit 788 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,120 You have to give me the papaya first! 789 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,560 The eldest young lady put the papaya here for you 790 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,080 Come… 791 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,640 Bring it! 792 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,320 I don't owe you anything, I just won't give it to you 793 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,640 Don't go 794 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,120 Hello 795 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,480 [drumroll] 796 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,960 You're here watching me go in 797 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,160 I'm here to watch you go in 798 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,560 Master... 799 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,320 [fart sound] 800 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,440 [Crowd][Sounds of disgust] 801 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,720 So cool 802 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,600 What is written on the petition paper? 803 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,800 Sir, there are many XX and OO 804 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:48,960 So let’s read it first and listen to it 805 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,040 I, Song Li, and Yang Xiuzhen 806 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,480 Now the eldest man of XXOO County 807 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,800 Yang Xiuzhen’s OO… 808 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,160 Wait a minute, Song Li 809 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,080 What does Yang Xiuzhen’s OO stand for? 810 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,600 Her husband! 811 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,720 continue 812 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,760 [Master] Yang Xiuzhen’s OO was fucked 813 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,560 Yang Xiuzhen, she is waiting for sex... 814 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,640 Wait, what do you mean? 815 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,280 It’s a case of injustice, sir. 816 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,600 I just can't write that word 817 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,240 -What's going on? -Looking for a wife 818 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,960 Looking for a wife, go home and find her 819 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,800 Brave, I am Song Shijie, Lawyer Song 820 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,880 I usually come and go freely here. Who dares to stop me? 821 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,080 At that time, you had the paper in hand 822 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,440 What do you have now? 823 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,000 Big brothers, if it’s convenient, I’ll treat you to a late-night snack. 824 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,760 [Fat Dragon] New rules for the new county magistrate 825 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,400 No one is allowed to enter 826 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,040 Have to wait. Wait here. 827 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,400 Finally, Mr. XX, your whole family’s OO 828 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,040 Damn...this is really bullshit 829 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,880 Mr. Song Li, no one in your family can write? 830 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,040 Why not? This is a radius of 500 miles. 831 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,920 Who doesn’t know that my husband is 832 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,200 The famous Song lawyer Song Shijie 833 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,560 [Master He] Oh, no wonder you are so amazing 834 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,400 It turns out you are Song Shijie’s wife, right? 835 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,960 Hum, sorry 836 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,520 Not rude 837 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,880 Someone is coming! serving under torture 838 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,320 is… 839 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,040 Hey, what is this torture thing? 840 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,840 The punishment is to give you thirty blows on the mouth 841 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,840 Wait 842 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,520 I'm here to sue the police. Why hit me in the mouth? 843 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,480 Your husband Song Shijie is confusing right and wrong 844 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,080 You are his wife and also a cunning woman. 845 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,160 Slap your mouth thirty times 846 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,320 Just look at your husband's face and beat him [gavel sound] 847 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,600 This...this is not bad 848 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,960 -[Guard] Stop him -[Song Shijie] Hello 849 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,880 Hey...what are you doing? 850 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,480 Don't move. If you move again, it will be all over your face. 851 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480 Stop 852 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,080 Do I seem to... 853 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,360 Yes, it looks like Jigong 854 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,120 Then… 855 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,760 Cry if you want! 856 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,400 [Mrs. Song][sobbing] 857 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,960 [crying] 858 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,480 I don’t want this hatred for me saying that my son doesn’t have a penis. 859 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,280 Even if I don’t have a penis 860 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,880 I must also sign up 861 00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,920 [Everyone] No...absolutely not 862 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,160 Just make an exception 863 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,360 -you swore -Yes... 864 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,240 I always swear 865 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,960 Honestly, I swear it's none of your business 866 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,920 You want to touch this piece of Emperor Qianlong now? 867 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,720 A plaque inscribed by Yubi just doesn’t work. 868 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,680 [Everyone] Yes... 869 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,200 -This plaque affects the feng shui of our entire village -Yes! 870 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,280 Hanging for a hundred years 871 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,600 -It's always going well -[Everyone] Yes! 872 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,960 It had already been moved when it was put up. 873 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,240 It has already been affected 874 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,680 In short, if you want to touch this Feng Shui plaque, you must not do it. 875 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,960 Yes... no 876 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,760 Husband 877 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,200 -[Everyone] Hello... -Don't make any noise 878 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,320 Wife, come on 879 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,880 You sealed it with your own hands. You have to go and get it with your own hands. 880 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,840 go 881 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,080 Oh 882 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,040 [Everyone] Hello... 883 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,040 Afu 884 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,280 [Everyone] stopped him... 885 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,160 Hey Afu, hold me tight 886 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,400 [noisy quarrel] 887 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,160 Oops 888 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,240 [Crowd][Scream] 889 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,800 Get it quickly 890 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,640 -got it -go 891 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,080 Awesome. The stylus pen is back. 892 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,680 People can get justice 893 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,560 Damn it, I said this 894 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,800 You have to rush to talk every time 895 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,920 slow 896 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,560 Please give me some face, everyone 897 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,680 Listen to what my husband has to say, okay? 898 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,160 Please look at that side 899 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,080 -[crowd][exclamation] -Don't move... 900 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,360 This cart of gold 901 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,480 Enough for everyone to build ten or eight more archways like this 902 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,480 Otherwise, everyone will divide it! 903 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,760 Share it! 904 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,480 [Everyone] My... 905 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,240 Mr. Song [laughter] 906 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,000 Wow...Master He [laughter] 907 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,320 Long time admirer… 908 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,320 I don’t dare to be...Have you eaten yet? 909 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,640 Have eaten 910 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,000 Mr. Song 911 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,640 Wow! Hard work… 912 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,040 Mr. He 913 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,920 There’s work… 914 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,240 [two people] please 915 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,840 [two people][laughter] 916 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,720 -[Master He] Song Shijie -Come on 917 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,360 Before I arrive 918 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,760 I heard you are eloquent You can also confuse right and wrong, right? 919 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,480 You are the one with a belly as big as a winter melon 920 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,240 Mr. He Ruda, who can fart at the same time, both up and down. 921 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,400 you insult me 922 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,000 It's not what I said, it's what others said 923 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,920 Just listen to what others say. You are just a loser. 924 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,400 Yes, it's the same factory as adults rice bucket 925 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,920 -I'm different from you -What's the difference? 926 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,240 I heard what everyone said 927 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,920 -You and I are peers -Bold 928 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,480 But sometimes I hear it wrongly 929 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,680 People say you look like a pig 930 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,800 In my opinion...it doesn't look like it 931 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,680 -[Song Shijie][Laughter] -Hmm 932 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,240 Yang Xiuzhen is originally from Shanxi 933 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,200 What is the reason for coming to Guangzhou to sue the government? 934 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,240 Sir, you are originally from Hunan 935 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,880 What's the explanation for coming to Guangzhou to be an official? 936 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,200 Hum, you said this slut's husband Killed by his elder brother and sister-in-law 937 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,680 You still accused her unjustly. Do you have any proof? 938 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,040 [Song Shijie] No 939 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,240 It's a false accusation if there's no proof or evidence. 940 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,240 -Wait a minute -What? 941 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,680 -Dare I ask, sir, am I a male or a female? -Of course you are a male 942 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,320 Is there any real evidence? 943 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,520 The father is... 944 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,600 Your wife is married and you have a son. 945 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,920 What are you if you are not a man? This is common sense 946 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,840 Your Excellency is so wise 947 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,880 [Master He] Well, thank you for the compliment. 948 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,800 Her uncle and sister-in-law lost a younger brother 949 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,280 My sister-in-law ran away from home again 950 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,760 If it weren't for the guilty conscience 951 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,000 Why don't you listen and ask? 952 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,760 I would like to ask my lord, is this common sense? 953 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,680 Yang Xiuzhen, have you seen it with your own eyes? Saw them poisoning 954 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,600 Yes 955 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:06,080 No, my girl Amei saw it with her own eyes [baby's cry] 956 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,280 She saw them both 957 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,000 Poisoned the soup with your own hands 958 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,960 After my husband finished drinking that bowl of soup, 959 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,880 He bleeds from just seven holes and dies. 960 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,000 Amei reminded her of this stupid thing 961 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,920 He just came out before he was framed. 962 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,120 You are so talkative! 963 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,280 You talk too much because you care. You talk too much because you care. 964 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,760 So the word official has two syllables! 965 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,840 My husband taught me 966 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,360 [Song Shijie]Huh? 967 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,480 [inhale] 968 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,280 [coquettish] 969 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,920 What a slut 970 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,520 Sir, is there any result? 971 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,800 ah? 972 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,680 Okay, I will accept this case for the time being. 973 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,120 Thin tiger, fat dragon 974 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,920 [Skinny Tiger, Fat Dragon] What are your orders, sir? 975 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,160 You two will leave for Shanxi immediately 976 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,320 Go and get Yang Xiuzhen’s uncle and sister-in-law 977 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,080 Yao Tian and his wife were brought back for trial 978 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,840 And her girl Amei was brought back together 979 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,080 [Skinny Tiger, Fat Dragon] Follow your orders 980 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,960 [crying] 981 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,440 Withdraw 982 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,720 Slow down 983 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,680 Sir, please stay for now [laughter] 984 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,400 [two people][laughter] 985 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,120 Sir, I still have something unclear. 986 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,240 Please give me some advice. 987 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,640 Really? What's going on? 988 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,280 If someone wrongly accuses a good person 989 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,880 So what is his crime? 990 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,120 It depends on the person who was wrongly accused. Who is he? 991 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,680 Gentlemen have similar virtues to adults 992 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,440 Really? Those who are serious will sue him for slander. 993 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,360 Even if he is the most minor person, he will be sued for insulting Sven. 994 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,000 If it were up to you to judge What crime will you convict him of? 995 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,400 It depends on the person who wronged others 996 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,600 Did he do it intentionally or unintentionally? 997 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,920 Just pretend he didn't mean it 998 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,240 Even if he doesn't intend to, he will be fined and compensated dozens of taels of silver. 999 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,880 I admire you for your wisdom and bravery... 1000 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,080 Easy to say… 1001 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,080 -Is there anything else? -Give me the money quickly! 1002 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,720 When do I owe you money? 1003 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,440 Your Excellency just said that I am eloquent 1004 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,360 Confuse right and wrong 1005 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,360 [Master He] is... 1006 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,880 Now that the case has been accepted 1007 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,040 -It proves that what I'm telling you is true. -[Master He] is... 1008 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,240 -Aren't you just insulting Sven? -[Master He] No... 1009 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,960 Otherwise, you just don’t know right from wrong and are confused in handling cases. 1010 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,520 -[Master He][Laughter] -[Song Shijie] Just pick one and admit it 1011 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,000 Serious words… 1012 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,680 [two people][laughter] 1013 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,400 -Give Mr. Song fifty taels of silver -Yes... 1014 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,760 I said it in a low voice. If Zhang Yang goes out, 1015 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,560 -I'm afraid it will bring disgrace to your honor. -[Master He] It's okay 1016 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,240 [two people][laughter] 1017 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,360 Hurry up 1018 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,400 -[Lord He] What a pity -[Song Shijie]Yes... 1019 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,680 [crying] 1020 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,680 you're here again 1021 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,280 [sobbing] 1022 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,960 [Master He] [Sorry to laugh] 1023 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,040 please [Sorry to laugh] 1024 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,400 Official! 1025 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,040 [Song Shijie][Laughter] 1026 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,960 Official! 1027 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,320 [Song Shijie][laughing] 1028 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,640 Official! 1029 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,920 [Song Shijie][laughing] 1030 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,880 [Song Shijie][laughing] 1031 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,000 Hum! 1032 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,880 Chief Secretary 1033 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,960 Yang Zhixian, what is so important? You must come to see me tonight 1034 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,960 That's it. Those two tolerances over there 1035 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,040 Two tolerances: one fat and one thin 1036 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,080 They said non-stop 1037 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,800 It took three months to travel from Guangzhou 1038 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,480 Bring the official document to arrest your sister Yao Tianshi 1039 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,960 With her husband Yao Da 1040 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,280 -Return to Guangzhou for trial -Huh? 1041 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,760 -Miss, uncle -[Yao Tian's couple] What's going on? 1042 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,960 There are two tolerances outside 1043 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,200 He said he was sent from Guangzhou 1044 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,800 I want to arrest my uncle and young lady. 1045 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,720 Said someone wants to accuse you of seeking wealth and murder 1046 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,240 [Yao Tianshi] Mother… 1047 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,200 [Yao Tianshi] Mother… 1048 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,720 Who was murdered? 1049 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,640 My second uncle! 1050 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,600 My sister is too much 1051 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,680 Sir, do you want to think of a solution? 1052 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,720 What can be done? 1053 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,480 Don't lose your temper like this 1054 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,680 No matter how you say she is your sister 1055 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,960 I have to help her make up for it. 1056 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,560 How to compensate for killing with life? 1057 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,000 You only have my daughter 1058 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,760 -Mom, you don’t want me to die either. -[Yao Da] One... 1059 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,360 Mom also knows that you are the only daughter 1060 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,560 But how to save it? 1061 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,040 Mom, eldest brother has always been the most filial to you. 1062 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,320 The one he listens to most... 1063 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,960 That flute! Please help me! 1064 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,880 -yes! Mother -I'll try 1065 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,200 [flute sound] 1066 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,240 That's not dead... 1067 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,000 Wait a minute. My mother is looking for me. 1068 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,480 Phew! You really listen to his mother's words 1069 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,960 [Master Tian] Mother… 1070 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,160 -Mom, are you okay? -[Old lady][cough] 1071 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,080 [Yao Tian’s couple] Big brother 1072 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,440 You two are crazy 1073 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,080 Kneel down to show that something is really happening 1074 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,480 [Yao Tian’s couple] Big brother, please help me! … 1075 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,840 [Yao Tianshi] Oops! 1076 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,840 You two deserve to die 1077 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,120 You dare to come and beg me 1078 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,960 Brother is right, I deserve to die 1079 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,160 Just pretend you didn't give birth to my daughter. 1080 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,800 [Old lady] You said that 1081 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,600 Aren't you going to dig out your mother's heart? 1082 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,760 [cough] 1083 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,960 Mother 1084 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,040 Blood! 1085 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,800 Mom vomited blood 1086 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,120 Oops, trouble 1087 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,160 No way! 1088 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,200 -[Yao Tianshi] Vomited blood -don't get too excited 1089 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,960 You watch helplessly Your sister was arrested and put on trial 1090 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,760 You stand idly by and watch. It would be strange for a mother to not vomit blood. 1091 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040 What do I need this thermos for? 1092 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,440 -Mother… - Let me freeze to death 1093 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,000 -This... profit... -No 1094 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,040 -I don’t want to play cards anymore. -Mother… 1095 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,200 Mother… 1096 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,760 -Mother, listen to me! -[Old lady][crying] 1097 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,880 The person who tried this case was the county magistrate of Guangzhou 1098 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,760 You...as a Shanxi Chief Secretary 1099 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,720 He can't even control a Guangzhou county magistrate. 1100 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,200 I...I don't live anymore 1101 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,960 let me die let me die 1102 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,360 -[Master Tian] Mom, no, no -[Yao Tianshi] No, mother 1103 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,920 Let me die, don't hold me 1104 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,520 Okay, mother, I'll work hard 1105 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,200 -A Yuan A Quan Come on! -[Male voice] is coming 1106 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,360 -What's going on? -What's going on? old lady 1107 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,080 No matter what, call the county master immediately Keep the two official servants from Guangzhou and go quickly. 1108 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,000 Yes! 1109 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,320 You immediately ask A Yuan and A Quan to rush to Guangzhou. 1110 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,320 Before your sister and brother-in-law arrive 1111 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,120 Try to unblock them as much as possible 1112 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,400 No matter how much money I spend, I will spend it [Hysterical screams] 1113 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,240 [birdsong] 1114 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,080 [Mrs. Song] You want to borrow my wet nurse, right? 1115 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,040 [Aunt Zhang] Yes! My grandson has whooping cough 1116 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,640 I took a lot of medicine but nothing worked. 1117 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,400 People say human milk is the most effective 1118 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,560 [Mrs. Song] Oh 1119 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,520 -Nanny, come here -The eldest young lady 1120 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,080 Go with this aunt 1121 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,400 Feed her little grandson some human milk 1122 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,200 No. My grandson is twenty years old. 1123 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,320 [Mrs. Song, wet nurse] What did you say? 1124 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,400 You’ve grown so big and you’re still sucking my milk 1125 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,720 So be it! at your convenience 1126 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,240 Just leave some for her! 1127 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,080 Madam, this is not sugar cane Whatever you squeeze 1128 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,000 Mrs. Song, what should I do? 1129 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,680 [beautiful music] 1130 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,400 [Mrs. Song][Delicate moans of anger] 1131 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,840 Husband, don’t use so much force 1132 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,080 Got it 1133 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,960 [Mrs. Song][Delicate moans of anger] 1134 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,560 Wife, come... 1135 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,920 What! No… 1136 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,080 come on hurry up 1137 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,920 No way! Belly is too big 1138 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,920 Why did your belly grow so fast this time? 1139 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,200 [Mrs. Song][groaningly] 1140 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,480 You know it's not allowed 1141 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,000 Just don't scream so coquettishly! 1142 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,560 It makes...it makes me feel itchy 1143 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,160 [Mrs. Song][groaningly] 1144 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,360 You...hey 1145 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,120 I...I'm going out, going out... 1146 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,760 I can't stand it 1147 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,080 Hey, the almond tea is ready 1148 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,800 Sister-in-law Song 1149 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,000 I've got the human milk Aunt Zhang wanted. 1150 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,840 We are all women, there is no need to be shy 1151 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,720 Just leave it here I asked the nanny to take it over 1152 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,840 Good 1153 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,760 Wife 1154 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,200 Mr. Song 1155 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,600 -Sister-in-law Song will be back soon -Really? 1156 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,160 Almond tea is ready so quickly 1157 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,840 Do you want to drink? You first 1158 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,000 [Yang Xiuzhen][stuck for words] 1159 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,440 No almond flavor 1160 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,320 [Song Shijie][gargling sound] 1161 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,400 Very strong milky taste 1162 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,480 Is this bowl yours? 1163 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,680 -Yes -What? 1164 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,720 tits 1165 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,320 Goat milk or cow milk? 1166 00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,880 Human milk is my milk 1167 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,440 [Song Shijie] No matter what Never let anyone know 1168 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,560 [Yang Xiuzhen][Breathe air conditioning] 1169 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:11,960 I'm going out first 1170 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,600 [Mrs. Song’s voiceover] You damn guy He must have a hand with her 1171 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:21,960 [Song Shijie voiceover] No 1172 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,240 [Mrs. Song’s voiceover] Don’t admit it? 1173 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,160 [Voice-over by Song Shijie] Even if you beat me to death, you won’t admit it. 1174 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,480 Hum! 1175 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,120 You damn pervert, you took advantage of my big belly to seduce women. 1176 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,920 Yuelai Inn seems to be opened by Song Shijie 1177 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,720 Hey, do you know this inn? Was it driven by Song Shijie? 1178 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,000 Song Shijie? he is dead 1179 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,040 [Song Shijie] March 8 1180 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,320 [Male voice] This damn Song Shijie 1181 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,080 It's not the right time to die 1182 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,760 [low voices of people chatting in the lobby] 1183 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,160 When is the time to die? Excuse me 1184 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:54,240 [Both people] Who are you? 1185 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,480 I'm the shopkeeper here 1186 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,880 If you want to die, die early 1187 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,520 It saves us traveling from Shanxi to Guangzhou in vain 1188 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,200 Oh, you are from Shanxi 1189 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,320 Only Shanxi Only then can such excellent varieties be produced 1190 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800 You two are officials! 1191 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,360 Shanxi Chief Secretary 1192 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,560 Huh? 1193 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:09,720 It's our master 1194 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:10,880 Huh? 1195 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,080 He sent us here specially 1196 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,240 I have an important official letter to hand over to the county magistrate here. 1197 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,400 These cats and dogs [sissy] 1198 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,480 [Male voice] Why are you telling him so much? [sissy] 1199 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,960 [Male voice] Okay, okay, don’t say... [laughter] 1200 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:26,600 Wow! It turns out that the two of them are really clever... and extremely clever. 1201 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,920 Your master sent you here to... 1202 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,240 Stop talking nonsense. Are there no rooms available? 1203 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,960 It's so full of customers. That's a lie. 1204 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,360 Please take a seat, both of you 1205 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,520 Don't touch my people 1206 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,920 I'll go clean up the room right away 1207 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,480 [baby crying] 1208 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,280 [Song Shijie] Sister-in-law... 1209 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,120 What's going on? Mr. Song 1210 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,560 Sister-in-law, don’t cry first 1211 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,800 Two men came outside 1212 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,320 It was your eldest aunt's eldest brother who sent you 1213 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,760 I suspect they are up to something 1214 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,240 [Yang Xiuzhen][sobbing] 1215 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,360 Sister-in-law, please listen to me first before you cry. 1216 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,720 Now I want to ask you to give up the room first. 1217 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,080 I can rent the room to them 1218 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,400 You can also have a chance to try it out 1219 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,440 Just be a little aggrieved 1220 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,880 It doesn't matter. Aren't you good to me? 1221 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,600 [Song Shijie]Huh? 1222 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,920 [Song Shijie][sniffing sound] 1223 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,040 Mr. Song, do you want to drink? 1224 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,400 No...you should leave it to your son 1225 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,280 It's okay. If you like to drink, I'll treat you to a drink. 1226 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,040 Don't be so polite You squeezed in so hard, right? 1227 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,200 It's sharp! 1228 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,600 Grinding? 1229 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,160 Almond tea! 1230 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,960 You can even squeeze out almond tea 1231 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,760 Huh? Oops… 1232 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:28,560 sister-in-law 1233 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,160 Alas! 1234 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,520 [Delicate low smile] 1235 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,920 [Ambiguous cry] 1236 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,240 Hey, don't wrinkle my clothes 1237 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,360 [Ambiguous cry] 1238 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,080 -[Ambiguous cry] -Huh? 1239 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,440 [Ambiguous cry] 1240 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,280 It's late at night. Don't make any noises. 1241 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,680 [Imitate Mrs. Song's act of coquettishness] 1242 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,280 [sound of door closing] 1243 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,920 Hum! 1244 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,960 [Mrs. Song’s voiceover] Dead guy I really entered that woman's room 1245 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,760 [Grunting] 1246 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,640 [Sigh of disgust] 1247 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,480 [Grunting] 1248 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,200 [Grunting] 1249 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,080 Ah! 1250 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,760 You damn guy, you 1251 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,120 [three people][low screams] 1252 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,000 Who is making ghostly noises here? 1253 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,040 it's you 1254 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,760 In the middle of the night, you are a womanizer 1255 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,760 Sneaky deer-headed rat 1256 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,920 like a slut 1257 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,160 Sneak into the room of two grown men What do you want to do? 1258 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,960 give me a reasonable explanation 1259 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,400 Say it quickly 1260 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,240 [Both people] What do you say? 1261 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,000 I...I'm here to borrow a diaper 1262 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,200 Is this a reasonable explanation? 1263 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,520 [Song Shijie] If I don’t have a penis, why can I borrow a diaper? [discussing in low voices] 1264 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,680 [Three people] does not count 1265 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:27,920 [crying] 1266 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,560 Husband, actually I’m not here to borrow a pee bottle. 1267 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,400 I know you thought Yang Xiuzhen was in there 1268 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,200 You want to chat with her, right? 1269 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,560 yes! Husband, you are so smart 1270 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,040 Of course, would I think You have a hand with her 1271 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,400 I would be so ungrateful to doubt others 1272 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,560 Do you doubt me so much? 1273 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,600 No, of course not 1274 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,920 It's unreasonable. It's simply the evil person who complained first. 1275 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,280 If you file a lawsuit, just file a lawsuit and choose an auspicious day. 1276 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,240 Just kidding! 1277 00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,120 Don't be angry! 1278 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,200 How could it be? 1279 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,760 By the way, what does this letter say? 1280 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,600 According to this letter, Yang Xiuzhen is indeed... 1281 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,520 Injustice because of the Yao Tian couple 1282 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,440 Taking advantage of the relationship between Shanxi Chief Secretary Wrote a letter to He Ruda 1283 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,040 Want to use five thousand taels of silver to bribe him 1284 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,440 Put the blame on Yang Xiuzhen 1285 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,400 -So arrogant, beat him up -Don't rush yet 1286 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,600 This letter is the strongest evidence for the future 1287 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,880 Let's quickly copy one more copy 1288 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,680 Put it back in place so as not to alert the snake. 1289 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,840 Yes! Husband, you are really amazing! 1290 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,800 -You only know now -I always knew 1291 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,040 Just don’t say it with your mouth! 1292 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,480 From now on, I want you to say it once in the morning, noon and night. 1293 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,600 No high bun is allowed yet 1294 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,640 Oh 1295 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,440 Don't even hit me like crazy 1296 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,640 Oh 1297 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,080 You still have to listen to me 1298 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,480 I will listen to what is important 1299 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,520 That's bad 1300 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,720 Based on your IQ 1301 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,080 How do you know what's important? 1302 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,120 Just like this 1303 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,600 From now on, I only need to say these three words: maltose 1304 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,040 You have to do what I say 1305 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,680 Oh 1306 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,360 I am the most handsome in the world today. What do you think? 1307 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,240 Not good! 1308 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:50,600 maltose 1309 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,120 Maibu maltose, you are the most handsome 1310 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,120 That needs to be said 1311 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,240 [Mrs. Song][silent whisper] [laughter] 1312 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,400 No! 1313 00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,480 maltose 1314 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,040 Eye report 1315 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,800 [two people][laughter] 1316 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:08,160 [ambiguous laughter] 1317 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,840 This is what it turned out to be 1318 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,520 Not even the Shanxi County magistrate has tried this case. 1319 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,920 There has been no trial 1320 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,480 It's just that our master hopes 1321 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,360 -Adults, please forgive me. -Hello... 1322 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,520 Finished by you 1323 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,400 Sir, our second lady and uncle 1324 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,080 On the way to this place with two businessmen 1325 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,480 Please forgive me for everything. 1326 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,960 Here is five thousand taels of silver Please accept it 1327 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,600 He is an official... 1328 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,120 [fart sound] 1329 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,800 Always upright and refreshing 1330 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,960 You two, please go back and reply to the Chief Secretary. 1331 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,720 This case is for the sake of my colleagues 1332 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,000 He will definitely try his best 1333 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,960 As for these taels of silver, you must not accept them. That's it. Please come back! 1334 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,760 Hello 1335 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,520 You two adults, please stay. 1336 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,600 Just put this money aside! 1337 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,880 What's up? Mrs. He 1338 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,160 You go back and tell your adults 1339 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,200 Just say that we in Hezhi County thank him. 1340 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,720 Didn't Hezhi County say Is he aboveboard? 1341 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,200 Expenses are too high 1342 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,160 Breeze on both sleeves 1343 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,960 Eat two meals a day 1344 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:10,800 [fart sound] 1345 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,240 [snort of disgust] 1346 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,600 Awesome...go 1347 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,680 [Yao Tian and his wife] Mr. and Mrs. Yao Tian, please see me. 1348 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,880 [Master He] Mr. and Mrs. Yao Tian, take a look. 1349 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,000 Do you recognize the woman holding the child? 1350 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,200 Report back to your lord 1351 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,160 She is my second uncle’s wife Yao Yang 1352 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,200 Yang Xiuzhen was unruly and murdered her husband 1353 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,360 He also falsely accused Yao Tian and his wife. What crime should they be punished for? 1354 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,440 -My lord -Shut up. Don't talk yet. 1355 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,160 Excuse me sir 1356 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,800 Is this the first time to meet the Yao Tian family? 1357 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,760 So what? 1358 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,640 [helpless sigh] 1359 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,400 If it's true, then you're stupid 1360 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:49,400 Why am I stupid? 1361 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,080 Since it is the first time to contact 1362 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,480 You have to look pretty on the surface 1363 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,360 Didn't I do a beautiful job just now? 1364 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,480 Yes! At least pretend 1365 00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,960 Listen to everyone speak 1366 00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,160 Yao Tian and his wife haven't spoken yet 1367 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,600 You know everything 1368 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,600 Does that mean there is a tacit understanding before telling others? 1369 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,080 This way… 1370 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,680 Just do what I say 1371 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,680 How did you become an official? 1372 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:10,920 You… 1373 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,720 Damn, I'm not going to teach you a lesson today. 1374 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,480 I really won’t be an official anymore. 1375 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,720 Come and torture 1376 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,480 Sir, there are three types of punishments: A, B, and C. 1377 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,520 Which one to use? 1378 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,400 C! 1379 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,680 Wait, what is C? 1380 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,520 -C is C! -Not C first 1381 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,840 When is it a woman's turn to speak? 1382 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,080 My husband is also a scholar after all. 1383 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,280 He just wants to be famous for a day 1384 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,360 You can't just say C is C 1385 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,480 As long as he likes it, what's wrong? 1386 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,600 I want you to say... 1387 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,240 Oh! You want to play tricks 1388 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,640 I will accompany you. Be careful if you play too hard. 1389 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,280 You won't be able to hold on anymore and will withdraw from the court. 1390 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,080 I'll play with you even if it's a big deal 1391 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,840 [Master He] You three must think clearly 1392 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,800 Second uncle, you haven’t had a bowel movement in ten days. 1393 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,480 What about you? You haven't slept in a month 1394 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,320 Your family's sow had a difficult birth a few days ago 1395 00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,920 He died last night 1396 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,560 It's all because of Song Shijie... 1397 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,080 [Master He][fart sound] [Sounds of disgust from everyone] 1398 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:57,680 Change the Feng Shui of the Archway 1399 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,120 That's why it's like this [birdsong] 1400 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,280 The two are elders anyway, Song Shijie... 1401 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,400 [fart sound] 1402 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,240 What Song Shijie did was so disrespectful [Sounds of disgust from everyone] 1403 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,920 So according to me... According to me... 1404 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,840 Second uncle… 1405 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,440 If you have anything to say, just say it! 1406 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,120 [Male voice] Just say it quickly! 1407 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,040 So should it be Is it appropriate to punish him? 1408 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,280 [Male voice] Can you finish speaking in one go? 1409 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,840 [fart sound] 1410 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,040 [Exhale comfortably] 1411 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,000 My younger brother said, uncle... 1412 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,200 Two... two fellow villagers are so rude. 1413 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,520 [birdsong] 1414 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,360 I left without giving any notice. 1415 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,840 [Male voice] Change his talent, right? 1416 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,080 You are downstairs so quickly 1417 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:32,160 [Lord He] B punishment! 1418 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,960 [Song Shijie][yawn] 1419 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,960 I've already told you that I'm a scholar and can't beat you. 1420 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,280 You are just a mere county magistrate 1421 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,480 One day I will win the lottery 1422 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,000 Be your boss at any time. Try something new! 1423 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,320 You are no longer a scholar 1424 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,560 Bachelor 1425 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,640 Teacher… 1426 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,280 Song Shijie, you changed the feng shui of the archway 1427 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,400 I'll take away your reputation 1428 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,560 Bachelor, I'm done 1429 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:56,960 You’re welcome… 1430 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,600 Please… 1431 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,640 [sneer] 1432 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,520 As expected, officials and officials guard each other. 1433 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,440 Do you want to improve my talent? 1434 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,520 Don't think you can deal with me this way 1435 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,040 Wife, take out the letter 1436 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,760 Ah! The letter is with you! 1437 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,640 Is the letter here? Isn't it where you are? 1438 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,760 In my place? 1439 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,760 Wait 1440 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,560 I didn’t even bring the letter. What a bullshit. 1441 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,760 Give way...get out of the way, don't block the road... 1442 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,360 What the hell are you two doing? 1443 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,760 By the way, sir 1444 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,920 I forgot to bring something very important 1445 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,320 I hope you give me an hour 1446 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,000 -Asshole, someone's coming! - [Male voice] Yes 1447 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,080 -Call me -Wait a minute 1448 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,160 [Master He] What's the matter? 1449 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,600 Don't say I didn't warn you 1450 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:45,440 I know everything about you 1451 01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,520 As long as you dare to touch a hair on my head Then you will regret it 1452 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,480 -Hit -Wait a minute 1453 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:49,920 Hum! Be afraid! 1454 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,960 I'm going to take off your clothes and beat you Just make it more transparent 1455 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,120 -Hit -Wait a minute 1456 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,160 [Master He] What's the matter? 1457 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,920 If you can, hit me harder. 1458 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,800 The harder you hit me, the harder I will sue you. 1459 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,000 Is there anything I want you to complain about? 1460 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,640 -Forty again -Wait a minute 1461 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,120 Forty is too little! 1462 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,520 If you bring me seeds, beat me eighty 1463 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,800 I'll hit you to the round number of a hundred. 1464 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,760 -Wait a minute -What's the matter? 1465 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,320 It's okay. I just like to join in the fun. Do you have any opinions? 1466 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,760 No need to say more opinions. 1467 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,600 -Wait a minute -Wait a minute 1468 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:20,920 Who said wait? 1469 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,720 Ah Fu, the letter is here 1470 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,720 Master, help me read it out loud 1471 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,800 [Master] Yes! 1472 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,920 Husband I stayed with you XXXX until dawn last night 1473 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,120 I just realized that my husband’s XX is so powerful 1474 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,320 [Song couple] No way! 1475 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,800 [Master] Husband, I will XX you 1476 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,880 Oops, I got the wrong letter 1477 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,200 Song Shijie What is this letter? You tell 1478 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,840 [Song Shijie][Speechless] 1479 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,160 This is a love letter written by my wife to me 1480 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,280 Bullshit 1481 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:52,880 XX to dawn 1482 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,040 Write a letter! 1483 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,360 Oh 1484 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,560 Which XX of your husband is so awesome! 1485 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,000 It's a pen. I don't tell you that often. 1486 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,360 -The pens are pieces, not strips -Oh 1487 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,680 Let's go home and write 1488 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,120 -Stop -[Couple] What are you doing? 1489 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:08,720 Have you two had enough fun? 1490 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,960 Someone comes to fight 1491 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,600 Don't move. Who dares to hit my husband? 1492 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,720 hit 1493 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,720 Go to hell 1494 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,800 [Master He] Oops 1495 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,440 Bold 1496 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,560 Bold in court 1497 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,120 Why are you allowed to do this? Hurry up and leave. 1498 01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,080 let him go 1499 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:28,440 maltose 1500 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,080 You said you would listen to me, but you forgot 1501 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,760 Even if you don't think about yourself Also consider the child in your belly 1502 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,520 I said maltose, why don’t you leave yet? 1503 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,480 Okay, wait for me 1504 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,880 -[Mrs. Song] Ah Fu, go back and get the letter -[Afu] Oh 1505 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,840 You bitch, I won’t avenge you. I am a turtle 1506 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,680 Okay, I will give you a chance 1507 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,800 After I beat you, I'll take you to the streets. 1508 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,520 Otherwise, wouldn't your turtle's work be in vain? 1509 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,960 Master, wake me up after you hit me a hundred times! 1510 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,560 -[Master] Yes, sir -[Song Shijie][Cries of pain] 1511 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,280 [sound of stick] 1512 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,720 He Ruda 1513 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,760 [Song Shijie] Be careful, you won’t be able to enjoy the five thousand taels! 1514 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,640 Are you crazy? What five thousand taels? 1515 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,800 I have five thousand taels and I still need to be an official. You are really 1516 01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,880 -Even if you have an official position, you still have to do it! -[Lord He][Scream] 1517 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,040 It’s just that I don’t have to do it now! 1518 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,000 -I accepted it -[Lord He][Scream] 1519 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:13,200 Collect it. Wife, what did you receive, five thousand taels? 1520 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,920 - Five thousand taels from the Chief Secretary -[Lord He][Scream] 1521 01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,040 Are you really that five thousand taels? How could you collect it? 1522 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,440 Wait, how could he know about the five thousand taels? 1523 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,680 Don't worry so much Wouldn't it be better to let him go? 1524 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,720 No...let him go now 1525 01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,040 Isn't it just asking for help? 1526 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,240 Now that the verdict has been made, stick to it to the end 1527 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,520 Did you find the letter? 1528 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,200 No! I searched the whole house Just can't find it 1529 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,080 [nanny][laughter] 1530 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,960 The eldest young lady is terrible 1531 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,560 The eldest young master was arrested and paraded through the streets 1532 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,400 Mrs. Song… Forget it...I won't sue 1533 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,040 -In one sentence, are you going or not? -I... 1534 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,240 Go away! 1535 01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,280 [passerby][low exclamation] 1536 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,400 [Nanny, Ah Fu] [Crying] 1537 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,480 Young Master 1538 01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,080 What are you doing here? Go quickly 1539 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,120 Hey...wait for me 1540 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,200 [Loud noise from broken window] 1541 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,520 Do you need to bring a large number of people? 1542 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,680 [passionate music] 1543 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,120 Huh? 1544 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,400 [chaotic sounds] 1545 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,120 Help me withstand it 1546 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,480 An open gun is easy to block 1547 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,120 Hard to guard against hidden arrows 1548 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,640 [Sound of swords clashing] 1549 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,800 [Masked Men] Emei Sword Technique 1550 01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:03,840 [Nanny] Go to hell you 1551 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,400 [Thumping sound] 1552 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,440 [Masked Man] Huh? 1553 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,360 I'll beat you to death. Go to hell. 1554 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,760 This water bag has been with me for decades You actually blew it up 1555 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,360 Ouch, ouch, ouch 1556 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,640 [sounds of fighting] 1557 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,520 Wife, are you okay? 1558 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,760 [Mrs. Song][moans] 1559 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,360 Wife 1560 01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,440 Husband! 1561 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,880 [Yang Xiuzhen] Ouch! 1562 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,280 [Mrs. Song][moans] 1563 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,840 [Afu][scream] 1564 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,040 [Mrs. Song][moans] 1565 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,920 Wife, are you going to give birth? 1566 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,400 [Nanny] Oh, help me 1567 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,000 [Yang Qing][Screaming for strength] 1568 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:25,680 Take Song Shijie away 1569 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,160 Brother Yang [baby crying] 1570 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:31,960 Damn it, go away 1571 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,320 -Wife, don’t scare me -Now? 1572 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,280 you are here 1573 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:44,360 [Yang Xiuzhen] Give birth to a baby! 1574 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,840 [Nanny] Come, young lady 1575 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,760 [Crying to kill] 1576 01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,280 Protect the prisoner and return him If he dies, you will die. 1577 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,640 Back All Back 1578 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,600 Just push harder and it'll be faster 1579 01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:10,040 [Yang Xiuzhen] Hurry up and use some force 1580 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,400 [Nanny] It’s almost time 1581 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,560 [Male voice] Back off 1582 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,560 Husband 1583 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,920 [baby crying] 1584 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,200 Wife 1585 01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:19,840 [baby crying] 1586 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,479 Have you given birth? Has the child been born? 1587 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,800 The eldest young master has given birth to the eldest young mistress 1588 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,439 The wet nurse gave birth to a son Do you have a small penis? 1589 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,800 No penis 1590 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:32,800 Huh? 1591 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,439 What did you come in for? 1592 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,760 drink wedding wine 1593 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,840 Drinking wedding wine? This is not a prison visit 1594 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,640 I'm just here to go to jail. What kind of wedding banquet should I drink? 1595 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,720 Ignore him I can't come up with any tricks. 1596 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,760 Lawyer Song, your sacrifice is too great. 1597 01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:52,279 Needless to say 1598 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,600 Now I just want to ask God 1599 01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:58,319 Give me my son's penis back 1600 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,479 [choking] 1601 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,279 What does a girl want a small penis for? 1602 01:09:03,359 --> 01:09:04,640 ah? 1603 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,880 What did you say? 1604 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,160 you say it again 1605 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,319 My wife gave birth to a girl 1606 01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:12,479 Yes! 1607 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,439 [breathing a sigh of relief] 1608 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,840 God finally gave me some thin noodles from Song Shijie 1609 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:17,240 How can I help you? 1610 01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:18,200 jailbreak 1611 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,840 I won't do anything illegal 1612 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,479 Bitch, you're not breaking the law 1613 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,800 How did Yang Xiuzhen's second brother die? 1614 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,040 That was an accident. The owner of this fan 1615 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,120 Can you help me prove it? 1616 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,720 [Song Shijie] Deceiving others is like deceiving the heavens. There is no need to deceive oneself. 1617 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,000 If you betray the people, you betray me. How can I bear to betray them? 1618 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,720 Huh? It's him! 1619 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,040 This time we are saved 1620 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,080 -Who is he? -They're all bitches 1621 01:09:37,319 --> 01:09:38,240 Also a bitch? 1622 01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:39,800 He is an official, so he is cheap 1623 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,880 But he is very honest 1624 01:09:41,279 --> 01:09:43,439 He never takes dirty money Made my wife run away from home 1625 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,680 From now on I will work with you 1626 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,040 Upgraded four levels in a row within one year 1627 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,960 Now he is appointed as the Inspector of the Eight Prefectures 1628 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:48,960 Then you will be saved 1629 01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:50,359 What should we do? 1630 01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:51,680 It's not us, it's you 1631 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,760 You should stop the sedan immediately and file a complaint. 1632 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,600 sacrifice for justice 1633 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,280 I think you won't have any problem, right? 1634 01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,720 That's absolutely fine 1635 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,920 That's OK 1636 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,040 [Yang Qing][Cries of pain] 1637 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:07,600 thank you 1638 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,640 This fan must be given to him Be careful all the way 1639 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,240 But you are in danger now 1640 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,800 Not afraid 1641 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,160 It's heavily guarded here 1642 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:16,440 I don't just say a random word 1643 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,680 You can get in 1644 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:18,960 you can come here 1645 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,280 I believe you have tried your best 1646 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:21,640 Having gone through untold hardships 1647 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,840 But I just came in and just said a few words Drinking wedding wine 1648 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,360 Okay...I know you're great 1649 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:26,520 Stop being so verbose. 1650 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,040 We need to focus on the big things. Go ahead. 1651 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,720 Okay, farewell 1652 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,040 [laughter] 1653 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,480 [Prisoner 1] What are you doing? 1654 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,280 Visiting the prison! [Pinches her throat to pretend to be a woman’s voice] 1655 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,680 -[Male voice] Go to hell -[Song Shijie][Scream] 1656 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,200 [Song Shijie][screaming] 1657 01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:57,680 How could he be so unlucky? 1658 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,400 I was so unlucky that I was hunted down while walking down the street. 1659 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,400 It would be terrible if he died 1660 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,080 If he dies, adults can't afford it 1661 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,120 Don't I know? 1662 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,560 [Lord He][Scream] 1663 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,520 [Sound of darts breaking through the air] 1664 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:11,880 What to do? 1665 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,160 [low music] 1666 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,800 -What? -Hurry up and catch up 1667 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,560 Everyone has run away. Now I’m going to chase them. 1668 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,880 I can't catch any tricks 1669 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:18,880 [Two Jailers] Chase 1670 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,000 He fainted. Rescue him quickly. 1671 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,960 Song Shijie, are you okay? 1672 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,440 -It's okay. Take a few steps and show it to me. -Oh 1673 01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:43,320 Hey...what the hell are you doing? 1674 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:46,720 You asked me to take two steps to show you 1675 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,320 Then clap your palms twice and show me 1676 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,280 OK! 1677 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,320 Clap your palms twice and show me 1678 01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,120 Why are you so happy that you have to clap your hands? 1679 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,480 Your mother is happy 1680 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,600 [Master He voiceover] Is he really crazy? 1681 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,440 [Male voice] Song Shijie is crazy 1682 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,520 Song Shijie is crazy 1683 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,720 Song Shijie is crazy 1684 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,480 Song Shijie went crazy in prison 1685 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:11,160 [Everyone][Conversations abound] 1686 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,800 -Stop -Sit down 1687 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,440 Hey, what are you playing? 1688 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:20,960 [Master He] Song Shijie looked up 1689 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:23,480 Do you recognize this woman holding a baby in her arms? 1690 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,520 Don't recognize 1691 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:28,320 Do you really not recognize it? 1692 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:29,920 -[Mrs. Song] Holding -[Master He] Okay 1693 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,680 [Master He] Bastard... 1694 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,120 Hey, hubby, people say you're crazy. 1695 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,360 Is it real or fake? 1696 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,640 What tricks are you playing? 1697 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,320 Who are you? Why are you talking backwards? 1698 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,280 you are so rude 1699 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,520 Here comes someone, drag him out and beat him 1700 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,000 Hum, let's see how long you can last 1701 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,600 You really can stand it 1702 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,200 I'll kick again... [baby crying] 1703 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,160 [Mrs. He] Give it to me 1704 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:53,680 Why did you steal my daughter? Give me back 1705 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,520 Don't make any noise. I have my own discretion. 1706 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,640 Song Shijie, these two women now 1707 01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,080 They all think they are the mother of this baby 1708 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:00,280 How do you think it should be handled? 1709 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,080 Why are you asking me? want to play tricks on me 1710 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,120 That's not true 1711 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,800 I would like to ask for your personal opinion 1712 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,320 So that I can take a closer look 1713 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,480 I'm warning you, don't play with my daughter. 1714 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,040 What are you fighting for? cut her in two Isn’t it enough if one person is given a paragraph? 1715 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:12,080 [scare sound] 1716 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,520 I kicked you crazy. My daughter, you have a share. 1717 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,600 You also have a share 1718 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,360 Do I have a share? Then cut it into three pieces 1719 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,320 I want the middle part 1720 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,280 -Big Beard, do you have a share? -Yes! 1721 01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:20,840 - none of your business -Master 1722 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,800 in 1723 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,560 Song Shijie, now divide the children into four sections 1724 01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:25,720 fair share 1725 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,760 [Song Shijie] Good 1726 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:34,000 [Song Shijie] Cut... 1727 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:40,440 Husband, you are really crazy 1728 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,240 What you chopped was your daughter 1729 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,440 I just said I would cut it down, but now I don’t want to cut it down. 1730 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,880 You guys are really boring, crazy people. 1731 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,640 [Master He] Song Shijie 1732 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,600 I never thought you would be so smart all your life 1733 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:53,600 It ended up like this 1734 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,680 Even if I put you in jail, it doesn't mean anything. 1735 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,240 I have ordered that you be given three days to 1736 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:00,400 The whole family left the county 1737 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,000 All property confiscated 1738 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:05,880 [Yamen] Go away... 1739 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,400 Even if I can't kill you 1740 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:10,880 Driving you crazy now 1741 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,960 Let's see what you bring to sue us 1742 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:17,120 Get out of the way… 1743 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,000 eldest mistress 1744 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,240 Hello… 1745 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,640 Except what's on you 1746 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,680 Nothing is allowed to be taken away 1747 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:47,120 Why are you so arrogant! you 1748 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,400 [Nanny] Oops, the hairpin fell off 1749 01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,960 Listen, something will fall off you again 1750 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,120 We also blocked 1751 01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,000 A good person 1752 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,320 How could it become like this? 1753 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:04,520 No matter what he becomes 1754 01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:06,680 He is still my husband 1755 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:13,640 -Husband -Don't make any noise 1756 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,200 let's go 1757 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:17,320 [Everyone] is... 1758 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,600 Madam, are you okay? 1759 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:25,960 It's okay 1760 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:27,920 I just remembered 1761 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,080 We have been married for more than ten years 1762 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,800 He never told me I love you 1763 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,160 Wife, I'm sorry, I love you 1764 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,760 -Here we go again... - let me knock you out 1765 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,080 Beat you to death 1766 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,560 He's pretending to be crazy. Come here and help. 1767 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:41,680 [Song Shijie] Hurry up 1768 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,840 [baby crying] 1769 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:46,560 my daughter 1770 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,560 Young Master 1771 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,240 - let me hug you... come on -Come on... 1772 01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:52,880 You see she is bigger than the nanny 1773 01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:54,800 Look again 1774 01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:01,040 I'm missing a penis. I'll replace it with a chicken condom. [baby crying] 1775 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,840 Look how cute she is 1776 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:05,640 [sound of kissing] 1777 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,440 I said, young master, you look so good at pretending to be crazy. 1778 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,880 You even let me lie to you. That's amazing. 1779 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,720 I can’t even deceive you, so why not jump into the sea? 1780 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:14,480 If you don't pretend to be crazy inside, your death will be ugly. 1781 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,320 But I'm fine this time. It's time for them to die. 1782 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,640 Wife 1783 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,520 -Look -It's a letter! 1784 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:22,840 Why is it here with you? 1785 01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,120 [Song Shijie] This letter has always been with me 1786 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,880 Why didn't you hand it over to Hezhi County that day? 1787 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:29,200 How do you know the county? That day in court His official position is the greatest 1788 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,000 If you take the letter out, he'll eat it 1789 01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:34,200 Hum, actually I'm waiting for an opportunity 1790 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,800 I want to appear in front of the eight governors 1791 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,680 Take off the hats of these dog officials 1792 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,280 [long gong sound] 1793 01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,880 [Yang Qing][Shouts] 1794 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,520 Your Excellency, justice 1795 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,040 You are so bold and cunning, you actually blocked the way of the patrol officer. 1796 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,320 No matter what the grievance is, fight the 30 big board first 1797 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,920 Was there any mistake? Redressing grievance will result in a slap in the face 1798 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:29,520 It turned out to be you 1799 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,160 [Lord Inspector] Officers guard each other 1800 01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,240 Your Excellency, the Song Dynasty was an outstanding figure with extraordinary eloquence. 1801 01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,280 Confusing right and wrong, falsely accusing others 1802 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,880 He also pretended to be crazy and deceived his official 1803 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,800 You are a magistrate 1804 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,720 How can a scholar be allowed to act so arrogantly here? 1805 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,600 Sir, there is a magistrate in my district 1806 01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,080 Why would he take it seriously? 1807 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:50,880 He also spread rumors that even adults... 1808 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,360 I'll just say it! 1809 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,240 He said that even if the adults add the three of us, 1810 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,520 He is not his opponent! 1811 01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:00,840 Damn, just a scholar 1812 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:01,960 Will it stump us? 1813 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:03,400 No, Chief Secretary 1814 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,120 There are a lot of people out there placing big bets 1815 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,040 [Master He] talks about Song Shijie I will definitely win this case 1816 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,800 Okay, I want to see this Song Shijie 1817 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,120 How capable you are 1818 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,520 [The sound of water and fire sticks hitting the ground] 1819 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:22,800 [Government officials] mighty... 1820 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:25,520 [solemn drumbeat] 1821 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,600 [gavel sound] 1822 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,200 Biography of Song Shijie and related persons 1823 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,160 [Warm welcome from the crowd] 1824 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,240 [Song Shijie][Laughter] 1825 01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:50,880 thank you 1826 01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:56,440 Please sign your name! 1827 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:59,840 Wow, so supportive 1828 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,360 Lord Inspector 1829 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:15,600 Song Shijie, I remind you 1830 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,400 You are no longer a scholar 1831 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:19,800 That's right. You still don't kneel down when you see the Governor. 1832 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,360 Song Shijie, you clearly despise the king's law 1833 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,160 Since some adults pay so much attention to appearance, 1834 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,200 It doesn’t matter if I kneel down! 1835 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,160 Damn, respect the imperial officials 1836 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:30,840 How can this be considered a facade? 1837 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,720 Whether you respect or not is in your heart 1838 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:35,480 Not above the knees 1839 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:37,320 Do you think so? Sir 1840 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,480 [He, Tian and Yang] Song Shijie... 1841 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,560 Song Shijie, I promise you not to kneel down 1842 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,400 Thank you sir 1843 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:49,560 How are the Yao Tians and his wife? The one who murdered Yang Xiuzhen's husband? 1844 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:52,520 Mr. He, how did Yang Xiuzhen’s husband die? 1845 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:53,960 Yang Xiu… 1846 01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:59,120 Your Excellency, Yang Xiuzhen’s husband was raped by Yang Xiuzhen He was so angry that he vomited blood and died. 1847 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,680 Mr. Patrolman, you heard it all 1848 01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,480 Biography of Chen Er 1849 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,640 [Male voice] Biography of Chen Er 1850 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,000 [Onlookers][Whispering] 1851 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,160 Tell some adults 1852 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,240 Who are you? 1853 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,560 [Chen Er] Master from Shanxi 1854 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,640 May I ask about Yang Xiuzhen’s husband? How did he die? 1855 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,000 The bones were tested and all were black 1856 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,960 He died of poison, sir. 1857 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,400 [Yao Tian's couple][Breathe air conditioning] 1858 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,240 Died of what? Please say it again louder 1859 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,240 Died from poison... [raises voice and shouts] 1860 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,920 [Yang Xiuzhen][crying] 1861 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:29,600 You two are so cruel that you killed my husband. 1862 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,720 If you stop crying, you will cry 1863 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,720 It's possible that you were the one who poisoned me 1864 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,920 [He, Tian and Yang] Yes, you may have been the one who poisoned me... 1865 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:40,160 Yes! If so, you'll be out of luck 1866 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,640 -Me? -None of your business. You... 1867 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,600 Shanxi County Magistrate is within your jurisdiction 1868 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,880 Someone died a tragic death and you turned a blind eye 1869 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:49,040 You must take full responsibility for this mistake 1870 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,560 -[Yangzhi County][Speechless] -Dead... 1871 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,080 But you don’t have to be afraid of being like this. 1872 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:55,640 The murderer is not you, but the Yao Tians and his wife. 1873 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,880 [Yao Tian’s couple] Sir, it’s unjust... 1874 01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,080 There is no injustice. Now that Yao Er has been proven 1875 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,320 He died of poison, you actually said 1876 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,000 He died because his wife was so angry that he vomited blood 1877 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:05,840 If you don't have a guilty conscience, why would you lie? 1878 01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:07,480 How do I know he was so angry that he vomited blood and died? 1879 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,240 Or he will die from poisoning and vomiting blood! 1880 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,760 Clearly quibbling 1881 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,160 Your Majesty's Ming Jian 1882 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,920 [Master Patroller] Even if Yao Er died of poisoning 1883 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,040 But is there any evidence that It was done by Yao Tian and his wife 1884 01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:20,040 [Master He] Not bad! 1885 01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,000 [Song Shijie] is right 1886 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,480 Witness Xiaomei 1887 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,920 [Male voice] Witness Xiaomei 1888 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:27,480 I'm coming 1889 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:30,840 Xiaomei kowtows to all the adults 1890 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,240 Xiaomei 1891 01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:33,360 You are Xiaomei 1892 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,320 Where did you go after the murder? 1893 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:38,280 Sir, since the second young lady 1894 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,920 After disappearing for no reason, I returned to the countryside 1895 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,920 But you were there at the time 1896 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:44,000 tell the truth 1897 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,120 No...I wasn't there at the time 1898 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:48,760 How can you say that? 1899 01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:50,320 It was you who told me then 1900 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,800 It was the two of them who poisoned my husband to death. 1901 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:53,960 You told me to leave quickly 1902 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:55,760 Why are you saying that now? 1903 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,360 Where do I have it? 1904 01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:03,320 - And... -enough 1905 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,720 Thank you for your hard work. You can go back and rest. 1906 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:06,680 Sir… 1907 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,200 Song Shijie, it’s not your turn now 1908 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:11,720 Xiaomei, continue 1909 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:14,280 I am the second young lady’s personal maid 1910 01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,520 The second young lady is usually very fierce 1911 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,040 Bullying the second young master all day long 1912 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,120 And punched him one after another 1913 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,480 You… [crying] 1914 01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,480 Sometimes she even calls some 1915 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:25,200 The bad guy comes back 1916 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,280 Xiaomei was not present on the day of the incident. 1917 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,440 [Xiaomei] But the day before 1918 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:33,000 [Xiaomei] I heard her talking to the second young master It was so noisy in the room 1919 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,680 The next day, the second young master died. 1920 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760 Song Shijie, what else do you have to say? 1921 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:39,960 No 1922 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,040 Sir, now the truth is revealed 1923 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,160 It was obviously Yang Xiuzhen who murdered her husband 1924 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:46,960 Song Shijie falsely accuses others 1925 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,520 Lawyer Song, shouldn’t you only have these two tricks? 1926 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,000 Your Excellency is indeed wise. You were right again. 1927 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,040 There is a letter here 1928 01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:56,360 It was after the incident 1929 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:59,000 The governor of Shanxi wrote a letter to Mr. He Ruda 1930 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,560 Obtained by me accidentally 1931 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:01,760 I still copied a copy 1932 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,240 What about the content of the letter? 1933 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:08,160 The content is wonderful and amazing. 1934 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:10,120 In order to protect his sister, the chief minister of Shanxi Province 1935 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,160 Seeking wealth and killing someone with five thousand taels of silver 1936 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,160 Bribe He Ruda and ask him to deal with this matter 1937 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:15,440 Open one eye Close one eye 1938 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,200 Sir, I received a letter 1939 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:19,960 It’s just a letter written by the chief minister to a villain 1940 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:20,960 It's the truth of this case 1941 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,000 At the same time, you just asked me to handle it impartially. 1942 01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:27,320 -Now where is the letter? -gone 1943 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,560 Then read this one! 1944 01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:29,680 Wait 1945 01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,600 Just now you said that the letter was copied back 1946 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,040 Then you can write whatever you want 1947 01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:36,800 The letter I copied back has been forwarded to Mr. He. 1948 01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,120 The letter I have in my hand now is the real one. 1949 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,520 It's also up to you to say 1950 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:42,760 Is this letter true or false? 1951 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:43,720 There is absolutely no way to check 1952 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:44,800 Right handwriting, adults 1953 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,440 -Yes -Wait a minute 1954 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:47,840 -What do you want? -Humph 1955 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,360 According to the laws of the Qing Dynasty, anyone who peeks at official documents 1956 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,880 I want to dig out my eyes, sir? 1957 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,000 Yes 1958 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:55,680 The laws of the Qing Dynasty do have this provision 1959 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,760 Song Shijie, if you really peeked at the official documents 1960 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:00,120 You have to dig out your eyes first 1961 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,080 If you are willing to dig out your own eyes 1962 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,560 We just believe this letter is genuine 1963 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,280 very reasonable 1964 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:07,840 Excuse me, Lord Inspector, are you right? 1965 01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:09,200 -[Master Patroller] Yes -[The remaining three] dig 1966 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:14,360 Sir, could you please dig somewhere else? 1967 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,800 Bold, don’t be arrogant in front of me 1968 01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,360 Waiting with instruments of torture 1969 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,840 Stop playing. Do you want to dig? 1970 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:37,240 Don't dig 1971 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,720 Damn it, if you don't dig it, you're falsely accusing others. 1972 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,360 Insult the imperial magistrate 1973 01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:45,000 What should be done according to Qing regulations? 1974 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:46,400 The tongue should be cut off 1975 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:47,840 [Lord He] Serve with instruments of torture 1976 01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,880 Song Shijie, why don't you dig out your eyes? 1977 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:55,440 Either cut off the tongue or not, it's your choice Can't choose the third one 1978 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:03,560 Husband 1979 01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:05,280 [gavel sound] 1980 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:06,600 torture 1981 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:09,880 -Wait a minute -Who said wait? 1982 01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:11,040 -me -What's going on? 1983 01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:12,520 -someone pooped -Who? 1984 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,920 My daughter pooped 1985 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,360 Sir, please allow me to change my daughter's diaper. 1986 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:18,960 Damn it, in court 1987 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:20,800 How can you do such a thing? You... 1988 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,440 [fart sound] 1989 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,440 [Song couple] Oh, Mr. He farted... 1990 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:28,200 In court, only state officials are allowed to fart 1991 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:29,840 People are not allowed to poop 1992 01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:31,880 Do you think there is any royal law in this? Talk about it 1993 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,560 -What else is there to do? -[Male voice] Yes...it's so loud 1994 01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:37,600 OK...change it! … 1995 01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:40,120 Sir thank you, how about... 1996 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,400 It's really troublesome. Why did you give birth to a girl? 1997 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,840 Women especially like to poop 1998 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,920 How dare you rely on me? Don't do more good things yourself 1999 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:47,720 After giving birth to more than a dozen sons, they all died. 2000 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,600 I haven't done anything good yet, Sanba, it's all your fault 2001 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:51,760 -i don't -What's not there? 2002 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,200 I haven't talked about it yet Everything is you, you will only cry 2003 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,840 I've tolerated you for a long time My wife was crying until her heart melted. 2004 01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:58,960 You want me to help you with this case? That's what caused this disaster. Let me tell you. 2005 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,480 -I really don't -Don't make any noise 2006 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:01,840 I am the most innocent person now 2007 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:04,960 Help, help me throw away the diapers 2008 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:08,080 What are you doing? Is there anyone willing to help? 2009 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,080 Don't mess around in court 2010 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,920 [fart sound] 2011 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,680 Who is it again? 2012 01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:16,560 [Everyone] Who else? 2013 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,960 I… 2014 01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,200 Mr. He, you are a scholar 2015 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,120 In court, please be more careful! 2016 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:26,000 I...forget it... 2017 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:33,320 -Be careful -Be good...don't cry 2018 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:48,160 [baby crying] 2019 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,360 Wife, come here 2020 01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,400 Yeah 2021 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,880 How come there is a piece of official silver? 2022 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,320 Mr. He's 2023 01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,520 Why do you put my money there? 2024 01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:00,880 Mr. He's official silver 2025 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,320 Why is it happening to you? 2026 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,360 Of course it won't be innocent. Don't ask. 2027 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:06,720 tell it 2028 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:07,720 Can't speak 2029 01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:08,720 What can’t be said now? 2030 01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:09,880 Can't speak 2031 01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,080 As long as you and I know what's going on! 2032 01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:13,040 You...you dare to seduce my wife 2033 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:14,040 I… 2034 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,240 Okay, you old fool 2035 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,840 -Seduce someone else’s wife and you haven’t said it yet -I...I didn't 2036 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:18,240 Slut, please get real. 2037 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,240 Otherwise, I'll soak your pig cage 2038 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,200 Just say it! Buying a house in Hezhi County I'm the middleman. This is commission. 2039 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,360 When should I buy a house? 2040 01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:24,720 Who says there is no such thing as a beautiful girl at the entrance of the village? 2041 01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,320 Hua Dan Huang? Hua Dan Huang who loves to fuck women 2042 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:27,360 How do you know Mr. He? 2043 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,880 Mr. He doesn’t know Mrs. He. She bought it. 2044 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:30,920 You and Hua Danhuang buy a house 2045 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:31,920 Me? I don't have it, sir 2046 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,280 You women are really heartless 2047 01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,640 Mr. He works hard day and night 2048 01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:36,200 You don’t make much money, so you use it to show off to pretty boys. 2049 01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:37,320 You...you really are 2050 01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:38,320 -No -How much does it cost to buy a house? 2051 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:39,440 Bought five thousand taels 2052 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,400 You actually used five thousand taels to cheat on a man? 2053 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,240 Don't listen to him. Where did I get five thousand taels? 2054 01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:44,280 You don’t have five thousand taels 2055 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:46,920 I don’t even dare to accept those five thousand taels. 2056 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,280 You actually used it to cheat on men 2057 01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:50,120 I didn't spend a penny of those five thousand taels. 2058 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,360 you lied 2059 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,840 You haven’t used Shanxi Chief Secretary’s five thousand taels. Why is it happening to my wife? 2060 01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:55,640 you are sick The Shanxi Chief Secretary's five thousand taels are still at my home. 2061 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:59,000 [Song couple] Shanxi Governor's five thousand taels are at her home 2062 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,920 Mrs. He, I'm bothering you. 2063 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,000 You can go back to sleep 2064 01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:12,920 [Song Shijie] Lord Patrolman 2065 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,960 I believe you heard it clearly just now! 2066 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,720 Song Shijie Even if I send five thousand taels of silver to Hezhi County 2067 01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,320 You can't sue me for bribery either 2068 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:20,960 I like giving him money to spend, okay? 2069 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:23,800 Is it a bribe? There is trust to prove it. 2070 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,080 How dare you mention that letter? 2071 01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:27,840 Just now you deliberately changed the subject in a cunning way 2072 01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:29,600 I almost forgot that you peeked at the official documents 2073 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,720 They should have their eyes gouged out and their tongues cut out. Someone will come and execute them. 2074 01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:33,560 Dig your head and cut your ass off 2075 01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:37,120 How could I have peeked at official documents? 2076 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:39,360 The letter just now is not an official document at all. 2077 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,560 Just a blank piece of paper 2078 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:43,640 I'm lying! Sir 2079 01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:45,440 [suck in air conditioning] 2080 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:48,520 Dare to speak nonsense in court 2081 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,560 Talk nonsense in court 2082 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,760 According to the laws of the Qing Dynasty, you should be slapped fifty times 2083 01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:54,560 Very willing to accept punishment 2084 01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,120 It’s okay to give you two more 2085 01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,560 But the real official document 2086 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,280 I stole it and put it here 2087 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,280 But I haven’t seen it, so there’s no need to dig my eyes out. 2088 01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:06,240 Then you are a thief...a thief... [stammering] 2089 01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,120 To suppress...theft of official documents 2090 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,560 According to the laws of the Qing Dynasty 2091 01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,640 He should be beaten a hundred times and exiled to the army for five years. 2092 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:15,960 Song Shijie's death was expected a long time ago 2093 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,560 You haven't read that letter 2094 01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:19,240 How can you insist that I... 2095 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,120 ]What about bribery? 2096 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,480 Say it! Hurry up and say it 2097 01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,880 Won... 2098 01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:30,520 [Master Tian] Huh 2099 01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:34,280 To be honest, I am just assuming 2100 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,120 Excuse me, my lord, in court 2101 01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,840 Assume that according to the Qing Dynasty regulations 2102 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:40,200 What crime should be sentenced? 2103 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,880 Suppose… 2104 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:43,440 no sin 2105 01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,280 so lucky 2106 01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:48,560 However, I am willing to bear the other charges. 2107 01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:51,040 But at this time, Mr. Tian 2108 01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:52,680 Should clarify it for myself 2109 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,440 Why don't you just read this letter out loud? 2110 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,120 If my assumption is wrong 2111 01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,760 That would damage the innocence of several adults. 2112 01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:00,560 It's really a crime worthy of death 2113 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,440 My younger brother is willing to take his wife and daughter with him 2114 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,880 The head of the servant wet nurse fell to the ground 2115 01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:05,000 Yes 2116 01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:06,240 -Please Mr. Tian -Ah 2117 01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:08,360 Read it quickly Hello... 2118 01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:10,080 What are you ashamed of? Read it! 2119 01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:12,400 Then let Mr. He do it for you! 2120 01:30:12,480 --> 01:30:13,400 I dropped it. Let me pick it up first. 2121 01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:15,000 -Then I'll wait for you -it takes me a lot of time 2122 01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:16,480 Dropped again. Pick it up. 2123 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:18,720 Sit down and look at you like this 2124 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:20,200 I know you can't read 2125 01:30:20,280 --> 01:30:21,480 Since no one is willing to read it 2126 01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:23,160 Sir, you are the most impartial and strict person 2127 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:24,320 I can only ask you to do it for me. 2128 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,840 -[Song Shijie] No need to pick it up, call it a day -Pick it up again... 2129 01:30:35,720 --> 01:30:39,920 Colleagues, should I read it or shouldn’t I? 2130 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:46,760 I think I'll read it again later. 2131 01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,040 Yeah, it’s better to read it again later. 2132 01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,000 It's better not to read it [laughter] 2133 01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:52,000 [Officials] Okay... 2134 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,080 Bah! 2135 01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:54,600 Song Shijie, what do you want? 2136 01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:56,360 spitting and complaining 2137 01:30:58,680 --> 01:30:59,640 Hum 2138 01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:02,160 Let me tell you first that Shanxi County Magistrate is within your jurisdiction. 2139 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,920 Someone died a tragic death and you turned a blind eye dereliction of duty 2140 01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:05,000 Oops 2141 01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,440 I'll sue you again Shanxi Governor 2142 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:07,560 The girl commits murder and knows the law and breaks the law 2143 01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,640 Three advertisements to He Ruda, magistrate of Guangzhou 2144 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,280 Corruption and perversion of law to frame Zhongliang 2145 01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,560 It's okay and you fart randomly 2146 01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,200 By the way, I'll sue you too 2147 01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,200 Me? 2148 01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:18,760 Can't you sue? As the inspector of the Eight Prefectures, you 2149 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:20,760 Indulge subordinates and act confusedly 2150 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,600 In vain, you ask yourself as clear as water and as bright as a mirror 2151 01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:24,560 Gaining a false reputation makes people's lives miserable 2152 01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:28,600 There are complaints. If I sue the court, 2153 01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:30,400 They will confiscate your family and exterminate your clan 2154 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:32,880 [Everyone][Conversations abound] 2155 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:35,360 [sobbing] 2156 01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:45,160 Withdraw 2157 01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:49,040 Are you comfortable? Mrs. Song 2158 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:50,800 -Not bad! -Oh 2159 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,120 -This way -Okay... 2160 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,520 -Mr. Song, are you feeling well? -Hmm 2161 01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:56,560 give me... 2162 01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:58,080 Is there anything else you’re not satisfied with? Mr. Song 2163 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:01,040 Your sister killed someone! 2164 01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:03,120 Cut her, fucking inhumane 2165 01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:05,120 There's no use staying in this world, right? 2166 01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:06,480 is… 2167 01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:07,480 Mr. Song 2168 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,400 -What should we do? -Yes... 2169 01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:13,040 [Lord He] Mr. Song, what should we do? 2170 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:14,840 Cut them all off! 2171 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:16,280 Mr. Song 2172 01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:18,560 Lord He, you stand so tall 2173 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,240 How can I hear you? 2174 01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:24,520 Mr. Song, you have regained your fame now. 2175 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:26,800 -Besides, our sin does not lead to death -Yeah... 2176 01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:28,960 Why are you asking me? How do I know? 2177 01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,000 I'm not that kind of person. Go ask the official. 2178 01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:32,520 -My lord… -My lord… 2179 01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:35,360 Then dismissal and investigation, what do you think? 2180 01:32:35,440 --> 01:32:36,440 yes! 2181 01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:37,640 Whatever! 2182 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:39,720 [Three people] Thank you... 2183 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:40,960 As for me... 2184 01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:44,080 What do you want to say? You have to follow the rules. 2185 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:47,360 According to the rules, there is a place here for you. 2186 01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:52,400 What do you think I should do? Mr. Song 2187 01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,080 You have followed the rules and are so good. 2188 01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,280 I won't sue you 2189 01:32:57,440 --> 01:32:58,440 [Everyone] is... 2190 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:03,960 [Five people][Laughter] 2191 01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,680 -Wife, let’s go -Okay 2192 01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,840 Wife, who are these people? 2193 01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:17,400 Official 2194 01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:19,680 Wow! Official! 2195 01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:23,280 It's amazing 2196 01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:25,120 [Song Shijie][laughing] 2197 01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:37,640 Husband, luckily I called you that year 2198 01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,240 Help Yang Xiuzhen fight that lawsuit 2199 01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:42,960 Now I am no longer afraid that my son will not have a penis. 2200 01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:45,840 I think there are too many penises now 2201 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:49,960 Hey...come on... 2202 01:33:50,680 --> 01:33:52,160 -Come on -Come here... 2203 01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,920 [Nanny] Come quickly and bow 2204 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:55,920 -[Song Shijie] Hurry up... -[Mrs. Song] Be good 2205 01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:58,640 Wait 2206 01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,440 What for? What's wrong 2207 01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:03,160 The feng shui dragon vein seems to be displaced 2208 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:05,080 Where was it moved? 2209 01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,400 Moved over there 2210 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:07,920 Then we... 2211 01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:09,200 OK! 2212 01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:13,600 -[Song Shijie] Are you ready? -[Afu] Ready 2213 01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:14,680 [Song Shijie] transfer